New Computer and The Beach
Long time no update! huh? Yes I realize that I take long breaks. Thats just me, what can I say.
Well for starters I am updating this LJ on my NEW computer. I just ask my dad and gets it for me. Oh he's sooo spoiled you guys say. But when you got a dad like mines its not spoiled. Why? because my dad is agent 003. He's got the HOOKUPS! My dad gets stuff from the black market. Stuff that aint supposed to be sold. Yep my dad got this highly up to date comp for GUESS!! give up??!! 100 dollars. You ask me how my dad does. Well shit I'd tell if I knew! I ask my dad and he just laughs and tells me "Hijo, the blacks steal it, but the mexicans sell it." Weve also got a nice flat screen TV, a car washer compresser, and 2 other computers. AHHHH its good living the high life. But anyways as i wadka; ndfaoknfd;aknfd FUCK!!! My bad that was the FBI breaking into my house and interregating me. So shhh lets keep this on the dl mo fo's!
Now lets talk about the Beach cuz we weren't talking about shit before *flexes* you got that!?? The beach was like just a normal beach day. Not bad, not great. The waves were decent, as well with the babes. Caught a couple of big ones on my boogie woogie board. But Ill have to admite I did get "stephened" once(meaning fucked up) by a wave. The wave was big and there wasnt anything underneith it. So when I went down I hit the sand. My boogie woogie board dug in the sand and flipped me on my ass. My shorts and boxers were down to my knees. While I was trying to pull them up my ass was scrapping on all the sand and rocks by the shore. Result? That being my last wave. At the of the day I felt a little light headed with a scraped up ass. But I'll tell you what. I still had one FUCKIN GOOD TIME!!
--Fonz