I hate people
Fact: People are weird.
Fact: Michigan's population is very close to 11 million.
INT. LONDON UNDERGROUND - NIGHT
RUSS and TIM enter a very crammed tube carriage laughing and talking, more likely than not, making fun of a wannabe goth or one of those East London mullet-head types.
Tim sits down in front of an OBESE GIRL. She notices a program in his hand and, in the most abominable American accent, shamelessly attempts to engage in a mindless babble.
OBESE GIRL
Oh wow. You like, went tonight!
RUSS
Yeah. You?
OBESE GIRL
I did as well. It was like, awesome. I totally loved it. What did you think of it?
RUSS
I liked it a lot too.
OBESE GIRL
Oh my God, you're American. Are you like, studying here?
RUSS
Yeah. I'm finishing my course.
OBESE GIRL
That's awesome. I'm leaving in like, June. Where are you from?
RUSS
Minneapolis.
OBESE GIRL
Oh my God, oh my God. I'm from like, Michigan.
RUSS
That's cool. I have a friend from Michigan.
OBESE GIRL
No way!!! What's his name?!
RUSS (LOOKING FLUSTERED)
(beat)
What? What do you mean?
OBESE GIRL
Who's your friend?
Tim, upon hearing this almost surreal and idiotic conversation proceeds to get up from his seat and walk towards the Obese Girl. He stares at her for a couple of seconds before throwing a roundhouse kick to her face when she least expected it. Dragging her by her hair, he thrusts the Obese Girl against the floor and kicks her stomach until she gargles and pleads for help. Tim is laughing manically, in pure pirate fashion, as he performs these ingenious acts of violence. The rest of the crowd is clapping and cheering for him.
When the Obese Girl is almost unconscious Tim spits on her feet and with a smile on his face turns to Russ:
TIM
Let's go play videogames.
RUSS
Ok.
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Based on a real life story. Characters names have been changed to provide anonymity to the parties involved.
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Fact: Michigan's population is very close to 11 million.
INT. LONDON UNDERGROUND - NIGHT
RUSS and TIM enter a very crammed tube carriage laughing and talking, more likely than not, making fun of a wannabe goth or one of those East London mullet-head types.
Tim sits down in front of an OBESE GIRL. She notices a program in his hand and, in the most abominable American accent, shamelessly attempts to engage in a mindless babble.
OBESE GIRL
Oh wow. You like, went tonight!
RUSS
Yeah. You?
OBESE GIRL
I did as well. It was like, awesome. I totally loved it. What did you think of it?
RUSS
I liked it a lot too.
OBESE GIRL
Oh my God, you're American. Are you like, studying here?
RUSS
Yeah. I'm finishing my course.
OBESE GIRL
That's awesome. I'm leaving in like, June. Where are you from?
RUSS
Minneapolis.
OBESE GIRL
Oh my God, oh my God. I'm from like, Michigan.
RUSS
That's cool. I have a friend from Michigan.
OBESE GIRL
No way!!! What's his name?!
RUSS (LOOKING FLUSTERED)
(beat)
What? What do you mean?
OBESE GIRL
Who's your friend?
Tim, upon hearing this almost surreal and idiotic conversation proceeds to get up from his seat and walk towards the Obese Girl. He stares at her for a couple of seconds before throwing a roundhouse kick to her face when she least expected it. Dragging her by her hair, he thrusts the Obese Girl against the floor and kicks her stomach until she gargles and pleads for help. Tim is laughing manically, in pure pirate fashion, as he performs these ingenious acts of violence. The rest of the crowd is clapping and cheering for him.
When the Obese Girl is almost unconscious Tim spits on her feet and with a smile on his face turns to Russ:
TIM
Let's go play videogames.
RUSS
Ok.
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Based on a real life story. Characters names have been changed to provide anonymity to the parties involved.
Livejournal seems to be having problems with the formatting. Sorry.