IT CANNOT BE PUBLISHED
A famous evangelist [ɪˈvændʒəlɪst] was speaking at two different churches in a large city in the same week.
A reporter was present at the first sermon. After the sermon
sermon [ˈs3ːmən] - проповедь
the evangelist asked the reporter not to publish in the local paper any of the jokes he had used that night, because he was going to use the same stories the following night at the other church.
The next morning the reporter published a very good review of the sermon.
The review had these words at the end: "The evangelist also told many
stories that cannot be published."
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