Need some helpzpls (Saints Are Coming)
Alright so I've been writing The Saints again. I know a lot of people like it, and I really really enjoy writing it more importantly. Its not so hard angst like Bitter Refuge (and that is coming too, but I am waiting till I know Pein/Konan's past cause there's going to be some finicky stuff for that how that is going to work out.) but Imma... just going to ramble nao and any and all imput is appreciated.
Anyways, so I've got up to Sakura joining their little group, yus? So that was easy enough. So she's all 'ZOMGIMMADOCTOR. I CAN'T KILL PEOPLE.' in prelude to this, and then THIS SCENE happens:
Kakashi whispered to them to think smart about what they did as the scrambled across the roof, the room they wanted to get into was one story down. One by one the went down to the balcony, Kakashi last.
Quietly they pulled their guns out of holsters, Naruto picked the door that led onto the balcony.
Then, just as these things did, the world blurred past in a mass of blood and silencer gunshots.
Naruto went in first, he boomed loudly, hating to slink around “I’m Uzumaki Naruto! It’s time to meet your maker!” And then there was a and the first man went back with a hole in his head. It was a bit of a blurr after that, these things always where, he ran out of bullets, so he jumped the next guy and smashed his face in with the butt of the gun, blood splattering his face, and Naruto could always get a little crazy when he got in to dirty hand to hand combat.
Once the guy was down for the count completely, he assisted Sasuke in a weedy looking man with too thick glass by holding his arms behind him as Sasuke beat the shit out of him. Naruto let go when he didn’t feel the laboured breathing against his chest anymore. The body slumped to ground.
Efficient as always, Kakashi had finished up the other two single handed. When he saw Naruto and Sasuke his nose screwed up. “Must you two always get so…. Bloody?”
Sasuke smirked and Naruto beamed, teeth far too white against the red of the splatter.
Naruto frowned glancing around frowning. “Where’s Sakura?”
“I’m… not sure.” Kakashi muttered.
Sasuke was the first to move, he’d always had the best hearing. Into the bathroom, quietly and quickly on the expensive white hotel carpet now dirty and stained.
Sakura was in the bathroom and neither Kakashi, Sasuke or Naruto knew quiet how to deal with the way Sakura shook and fired her gun repeatedly, even though she’d obviously emptied her barrel. The man had been shot to pieces, and from what Naruto could tell of what was left of his face -- he’d been the main target.
There was on blow to his heart dead on target, the rest to the face. A broken off towel rack showed that he had at least tried to attack Sakura. Naruto stepped forward and put a hand on her shoulder, she turned much to fast, panic so damn obvious in everyway she moved. He caught the hand that had been aiming for his face.
AND THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. I hit wall. Cause I am don't know how this could be resolved with out Sakura going 'CANT DEAL -- ABORT -- ABORT.' and you know running away totally, with her tail between her legs and conscience that leads to suicidal depression ammiright? Cause this aint Ninja world, so its not like she could go to Ino and be like 'OMG' to sort it out, Kakashi 'n Sasuke 'n Naruto are going to have to sort it out. But Naruto is all 'hugzbabe?' which DOESNT GET DEEP SEATED EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS SOLVED PLSTHNX and Kakashi is all like 'well I am ex-army, as if I ever delt with this kinda shit before, apffft. -shuffles into lurker corner window world of pr0nz' Which you know IS COMPLETELY USELESS. and Sasuke... is SASUKE. And just call her a baby and annoying and WHATEVS GET OVA IT. D: IUNNOWHATTODO.
IDEA'S PLZ. Like I really have no idea how you would solve that.
Anyway point two. Ish NaruSasuSaku RIIIIGHT? It was going to be KakaSaku buuuuut I decided nay. Cause I've been wanting to write NaruSasuSaku for awhile and this already has all the dynamics. The tension between people that need tension but I am ponder as to WHEN. Imma thinking its going to be a little something liiiiiyke:
Naru, Saku and Sasu are walking along road after particularly hard job, Saku stumbling along with trusty Capn' Morgan half empty and in hand somewhat ahead of the boys.
Naru: -brood watching Saku-
Sasu: What's wrong?
Naru: She's a woman, right?
Saku: -gigglesingimmadrunksnortgiggle-
Sasu: I'd say she's drunk, but mostly female. What's your point?
Naru: So one day she's going to have someone babaez?
Sasu: Yes I suppose so. >.>;; again, what's your point?
Naru: She should only be having OAUR babaez
Sasu: Yeah tota -- WAIT WHUT?
Naru: Yes I did just totally admit I would like to smex you. and her preferably both of you.
Sasu: WAITWAITWAIT. BOTH of us? How does that work?
Naru: Well when two people, or in this case three, love each other very much --
Sasu: NOT THAT. I HAVE GOTTEN LAID BEFORE YOU KNOW.
Naru: -snort giggle- Yeah sure, coulda fooled me.
Sasu: Well you are kinda hot as doodz go ya know. And violence makes me happy.
Naru: So I guessed. And er thanks in a totally manly I'm not gay way.
Sasu: WAIT. THAT DOESNT WORK, YOU TOTALLY JUST SAID --
Naru: SILENCE! Denial is the best river in the world!
Saku: HEY LOOK. A COVIENTELY PLACED PARK BENCH, CAUSE WE ARE ALL IN PARK APPARENTLY. -sits in it-
-Naru and Sasu sit down beside-
Sasu: Wait so where you serious? causeItotallyam
Saku: What are yaaaaa talking about? -giggle-
Naru: Well! So we were thinking --
Sasu: -- Moar Naru was talking about and I was just listening and as yet, are still totally undecided AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME COMMIT TO ANYTHING.
Naru: Yes... Anyways, so what do you think to hooking up with both of us? 8D
Saku: ...Does this mean I get to watch you?
Naru: Does this mean I get to feel your boobz?
Sasu: And I get to do either/or?
Saku: Well... I can't see much of a problem -gigglesnort-
Naru: So how we go about this...?
Saku: WELL FOR STARTERZ. -grabs Sasu hand and puts around waist- MUCH BETTA. -swings legs onto Naru, so is half laying on him, and leaning against Sasu- MUCH MUCH BETTA.
Much groping and kissing and molestation till they are all pink and happy with hormones.
Police 1 (who may or may not be Gai... you decide): Alright you two kiddes time to break up the -- LULWHUTTHERE'STHREEOFYOU?!
Sasu: -perfectly serious with his hand up Saku's shirt- can we help you?
Naru: -hands somewhere near Sasu's pants- lulhi? ...nerg.
Saku: -hands somewhere down Naru's pant- mumblestilldrunkmumble THISBETTERBEGOOD.
And then they go back to Sakura's apartment (I was tempted to write Sasuke's post office then... I don't know why.) ANYWAYS. This is kinda a side thing, for later and whatever, I've got to come up with...
...THIRD POINT. The actual plot. So far this is bascially me turning The Boondock Saints into a Naruto fanfic. Which, as much as it is an influence. I DO NOT WANT. There has to be MOAR then that. Because that plot works cause they are crazy Irish twins who just BLOW you away with the smez, and I need moar.
And I've really got no ideas. Do the stumble on a really big case about blowing up buildings? Does someone die? Do they get caught? FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET SATAN (STOP THAT BANGING--) I MEAN HELP I NEED IDEAZ!!
either way I want there to be baby running around at end of fic swearing to kill evil people as they live happily in the Australian Outback. LUL JOKING ABOUT OUTBACK.
Ciao Bella,
Lily,
xoxo
p.s man, I love block quotes 8D