Naruto Episode 158 GIANT BIG REVIEW.
See this is what happens when I divert my eye for a minute from Naruto, awesome shit happens. Or at least, the anime starts animating the bits that I like again. (wtf, I thought they were still in filler land. I swear to God I am actually going to try and watch all of it, even filler(!) as soon as the series finishes so I can a actual idea of everything, cause its so scrambled in my brain from fanfic.)
Anyway, here is my review of 158~ Or rather my reactions to it as I watch. 83 If this seems at all insane, I've been hideously ill for the past week, and my pills make me go spastic.
1. Omfg, dead!Pein body is so gross. Some part of me is wondering how it bled all over the place like that. Really, you were already a Zombie before you got killed a... second time. How is your blood even pumping like that anymore. 'Cause I am assuming they pulled the Chakra rods out after you died. Again. Man it sucks to be you.
2. Hey it's those counciller dudes! .... and woah, people really don't tell you guys jack shit about anything, ever, for like the past three years. HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW AKATSUKI WERE AFTER JINCHUURIKI, YOU HAVE TIES WITH SUNA. DID YOU MISS THE NOTICE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO GAARA? Argh. God. So much fail. But at the same time, it does reveal a lot about how their politics work. Mmmm, Politiiiiiics~
3. Danzou you are bitch face, she's doing a better job than you, and *gasp* people like her better than you. I think we see who is the better leader. :FFF
4. OMG PREGNANT KURENAI *squish* still abled body despite being like... 6 months pregnant. But seriously, Kishi, is that the best thing you can draw her in? A red Potato sack? I mean she's hot all the time, but from the front she just looks fat, not pregnant. Not that being fat is bad either, but its just looks so damn disproportioned.
5. AWW SHIKA RUNS TO HER AIDE. Omg, thats so cuuuute. <3 I mean of all the people he could come help, it's her. *squish* Also, arggggggh giant centipede.
.... "Kurenai-sensei, can you step back?" and Kurenai does so, quiet quickly. Which is nice, I really get sick of female characters going "oh hang on, I think I might be to stupid to run away as well as actually hit things." AAAAAH Kurenai you are kick ass and intelligent even when you are pregnant~ And Shika gropes his own ass -- I mean digs around in his pocket for kunai. Nifty shadows them.
"If anything ever happened to you or the baby, I'll never be able to face Asuma-sensei" EEEEEEEEE EEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wait hang on I really can't express how much I squee over that....
~~~*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*~~~
There we gooooo :3
Oooh her face, its so sweet and open to him. If I didn't know any better I'd ship them, so hard. *MOARSQUEE* I want fic of him and Kurenai bonding. Eeee.
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Interlude: MOAR CIVILIANS RUNNING.
Sakura: *looks concerned*
MOAR PANICKING. MOAR... oh woah damn they just got squished by falling rubble, that was a bit unexpected. Sucks to be them much?
Sakura: *some how doesn't getting crush* *looks just as confused as I am* Hurrrrrrrr. *runs off*
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6. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Frogs. And Naruto being Zen. Which is kinda cool, but still. NARUTO JUMPING FROM GREAT HEIGHT AND LIVES. WEHAY. Aw frog-sensei is all luffly of Naruto.
7.
Sakura: *MORE RUNNING*
Aw Chouji is there~ Hiya Chouji. I really love that the ninja clans have healing stuff as well, not just the ones trained to be specific medics, its adds a depth to over generic rolls. Blah, look dead people/half dead people/only a little bit dead people. BAHAHA RANDOM DUDE. "Oh, the pain!" I think I have watched YuGiOh the Abridged Series to much, because I keep imagining Pegasus' voice. @_@"
"We need you to take command!"
I really love this, it gives Sakura a little bit of freakin' respect. That they turn to her first, and they respect her, not so "the only girls heal lulz", its actually needing her to do something because no one else can and they are fraying around the edges. They are specifically asking her to Give Orders. Oh Sakura stop looking so apprehensive, its what Tsunade trained you for, you can damn well do it, and god knows you'll kick ass at it. Though her apprehension is in the right place, I'd be terrified to have so many people in my responsibility as well.
"You're... amazing."
OH CHOUJI. I LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW. SO MUCH. *gives unending love*
..... INTERLUDE: OPENING THEME. Wait where like... 6 minutes into the show and NOW you cut to opening theme? DDDDx
It's nice theme though. Meybe I learn it for karaoke next con? yeah right, I suck at Japanese x_x
8. Tsunade! Frog! Those Old People from The Council!
And now they are tell Tsunade not to send the frogblahblahblah.
Council Peeps: "We know Pein is trying to get Naruto!"
Tsunade: "How did YOU find out?"
Yeah, looks like the council is just a front for people's sake. Bahaha. This shows SO much of how the Village is run.
"Naruto is still a child!" OH YOU DID NOT JUST..... Fuuuuuuck, do these people not realize what they have done to like... Iunno... Itachi? Or maybe this is them using their hindsight, but I really don't get that vibe, its more "fuck can't let him have the Jinchuuriki, our secret weaponz".
Oh man you two just Pissed. Off. Tsunade. Oh MAAAAAN. You are about to get it SO bad. And oh... yep. You just did. Are you forgetting why she is Hokage? Well now you remember as she lifts you off the ground and threatens the shit out of you. *flashbackattack* Bahaha, you yes you are going to get it NOOOOW. *Kabuto fight flashback* *Vengeful Naruto for Jiraiya flashback* *Jiraiya flashback* *frog talking flashback* *Sarutobi flashback* *Chiyoflashba--- wait wait wait, Tsunade you weren't even there for that. Eh well, this moment is to freaking epic to worry about that.
Bahaha those two are getting it, bahahaha. Looooooove. "Who do you think you are?!" *more epic speech* "HE IS UZUMAKI NARUTO!" *throws them to the ground*. I, oh woah, this is why I love Tsunade. I think I might cry. :'D
"They have what you don't, the power to believe"
That statement rocks my fucking world.
9. Ohohoh montage of the Rookie twelve. lavlavlav... Yeah thats right you run off your puppet Councillors, you are all old and useless now.
BlahblahblahShizuneexplainswhatwealreadyknowblahblahblah. People split up for missions.... and random Chuunin closes the door? of all the things... closing the door?
Froggieforggiefroggieyousocooteand -- OMFG BLOODY MURDER. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW FROGS HAD THAT MUCH BLOOD. D8 Danzou I think that was the single most evil thing you will ever do. AND YOUR RAEP FACE, FUCK, GET OFF SCREEN.
10. INTERLUDE: INTERROGATIONS.
Speaking of raep faces: Hi Konan! Paper raping again I see.
Woah, glad this is animated, I didn't quiet get what Konan did with this part. So she suffocates them for awhile and then lets them go? That's quiet vicious. Konan is either a) a floating head. b) conjoined to the dude through her paper. Both are kinda creepy. Woah I love her voice. :3
"Go to hell!" and Konan gets x82304 more scary.
Ooooh, more Pein's kicking ass, and more nameless Chunnin's getting slaughtered. Humhumhum, I begin to sense a pattern here. Hrrrm, destroyed Konoha looks quiet pretty.
11. And Tsunade summons Slug! It choose "break apart in hundreds of little pieces!" It is... succeeding in grossing out the whole village it seems. Look at them all run away from what is trying to help them. Heee.
12. Oooh~ Iruka-sensei~ D8 AH NU RUN ITS PEIN. Sexy Pein to, you know you are fucked~! Oh isn't he so nice to Pein, everyone else just tells him to Go To Hell. Nah, but Iruka is nice about it, no need to be rude to the man, explains carefully.
And EEEEEE, badass Kakashi appears~ and ohlol, Iruka you are longer in getting away than Kurenai, and she's pregnant. Bahaha, Pein is just like "fuck, honestly, you really think it matters to me who I ask andkill ? Where the hell is Naruto, douchebag?" Kakashi gives big speech, and the funny thing is, Pein really doesn't give a fuck, ever, at all, not one piece of him cares about it.
"... would ever sell out a comrade~" Aw Kakashi, I love you. <3
CLOSING CREDITS OF CUTENESS. Is that Hinata? Someone tell me it's Hinata? Eee.
Well that is my giant review of this episode (ouch its huuuuge). Will I do it all again for the next one? It's the Pein/Kakashi fight. I wasn't to into that in the manga, but blah they seem to be doing a better job of this arc, they are filling in the gaps on this one that Kishi had in the manga. They have actual characters! And I am seriously loving the vicious pride Tsunade has of the village. And Sakura got some serious acknowledgement for once of her skills. And Kurenai love. Imma going to go write some ShikaKure mother-son type of love now.
Anyway, here is my review of 158~ Or rather my reactions to it as I watch. 83 If this seems at all insane, I've been hideously ill for the past week, and my pills make me go spastic.
1. Omfg, dead!Pein body is so gross. Some part of me is wondering how it bled all over the place like that. Really, you were already a Zombie before you got killed a... second time. How is your blood even pumping like that anymore. 'Cause I am assuming they pulled the Chakra rods out after you died. Again. Man it sucks to be you.
2. Hey it's those counciller dudes! .... and woah, people really don't tell you guys jack shit about anything, ever, for like the past three years. HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW AKATSUKI WERE AFTER JINCHUURIKI, YOU HAVE TIES WITH SUNA. DID YOU MISS THE NOTICE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO GAARA? Argh. God. So much fail. But at the same time, it does reveal a lot about how their politics work. Mmmm, Politiiiiiics~
3. Danzou you are bitch face, she's doing a better job than you, and *gasp* people like her better than you. I think we see who is the better leader. :FFF
4. OMG PREGNANT KURENAI *squish* still abled body despite being like... 6 months pregnant. But seriously, Kishi, is that the best thing you can draw her in? A red Potato sack? I mean she's hot all the time, but from the front she just looks fat, not pregnant. Not that being fat is bad either, but its just looks so damn disproportioned.
5. AWW SHIKA RUNS TO HER AIDE. Omg, thats so cuuuute. <3 I mean of all the people he could come help, it's her. *squish* Also, arggggggh giant centipede.
.... "Kurenai-sensei, can you step back?" and Kurenai does so, quiet quickly. Which is nice, I really get sick of female characters going "oh hang on, I think I might be to stupid to run away as well as actually hit things." AAAAAH Kurenai you are kick ass and intelligent even when you are pregnant~ And Shika gropes his own ass -- I mean digs around in his pocket for kunai. Nifty shadows them.
"If anything ever happened to you or the baby, I'll never be able to face Asuma-sensei" EEEEEEEEE EEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wait hang on I really can't express how much I squee over that....
~~~*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*~~~
There we gooooo :3
Oooh her face, its so sweet and open to him. If I didn't know any better I'd ship them, so hard. *MOARSQUEE* I want fic of him and Kurenai bonding. Eeee.
~~~
Interlude: MOAR CIVILIANS RUNNING.
Sakura: *looks concerned*
MOAR PANICKING. MOAR... oh woah damn they just got squished by falling rubble, that was a bit unexpected. Sucks to be them much?
Sakura: *some how doesn't getting crush* *looks just as confused as I am* Hurrrrrrrr. *runs off*
~~~
6. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Frogs. And Naruto being Zen. Which is kinda cool, but still. NARUTO JUMPING FROM GREAT HEIGHT AND LIVES. WEHAY. Aw frog-sensei is all luffly of Naruto.
7.
Sakura: *MORE RUNNING*
Aw Chouji is there~ Hiya Chouji. I really love that the ninja clans have healing stuff as well, not just the ones trained to be specific medics, its adds a depth to over generic rolls. Blah, look dead people/half dead people/only a little bit dead people. BAHAHA RANDOM DUDE. "Oh, the pain!" I think I have watched YuGiOh the Abridged Series to much, because I keep imagining Pegasus' voice. @_@"
"We need you to take command!"
I really love this, it gives Sakura a little bit of freakin' respect. That they turn to her first, and they respect her, not so "the only girls heal lulz", its actually needing her to do something because no one else can and they are fraying around the edges. They are specifically asking her to Give Orders. Oh Sakura stop looking so apprehensive, its what Tsunade trained you for, you can damn well do it, and god knows you'll kick ass at it. Though her apprehension is in the right place, I'd be terrified to have so many people in my responsibility as well.
"You're... amazing."
OH CHOUJI. I LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW. SO MUCH. *gives unending love*
..... INTERLUDE: OPENING THEME. Wait where like... 6 minutes into the show and NOW you cut to opening theme? DDDDx
It's nice theme though. Meybe I learn it for karaoke next con? yeah right, I suck at Japanese x_x
8. Tsunade! Frog! Those Old People from The Council!
And now they are tell Tsunade not to send the frogblahblahblah.
Council Peeps: "We know Pein is trying to get Naruto!"
Tsunade: "How did YOU find out?"
Yeah, looks like the council is just a front for people's sake. Bahaha. This shows SO much of how the Village is run.
"Naruto is still a child!" OH YOU DID NOT JUST..... Fuuuuuuck, do these people not realize what they have done to like... Iunno... Itachi? Or maybe this is them using their hindsight, but I really don't get that vibe, its more "fuck can't let him have the Jinchuuriki, our secret weaponz".
Oh man you two just Pissed. Off. Tsunade. Oh MAAAAAN. You are about to get it SO bad. And oh... yep. You just did. Are you forgetting why she is Hokage? Well now you remember as she lifts you off the ground and threatens the shit out of you. *flashbackattack* Bahaha, you yes you are going to get it NOOOOW. *Kabuto fight flashback* *Vengeful Naruto for Jiraiya flashback* *Jiraiya flashback* *frog talking flashback* *Sarutobi flashback* *Chiyoflashba--- wait wait wait, Tsunade you weren't even there for that. Eh well, this moment is to freaking epic to worry about that.
Bahaha those two are getting it, bahahaha. Looooooove. "Who do you think you are?!" *more epic speech* "HE IS UZUMAKI NARUTO!" *throws them to the ground*. I, oh woah, this is why I love Tsunade. I think I might cry. :'D
"They have what you don't, the power to believe"
That statement rocks my fucking world.
9. Ohohoh montage of the Rookie twelve. lavlavlav... Yeah thats right you run off your puppet Councillors, you are all old and useless now.
BlahblahblahShizuneexplainswhatwealreadyknowblahblahblah. People split up for missions.... and random Chuunin closes the door? of all the things... closing the door?
Froggieforggiefroggieyousocooteand -- OMFG BLOODY MURDER. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW FROGS HAD THAT MUCH BLOOD. D8 Danzou I think that was the single most evil thing you will ever do. AND YOUR RAEP FACE, FUCK, GET OFF SCREEN.
10. INTERLUDE: INTERROGATIONS.
Speaking of raep faces: Hi Konan! Paper raping again I see.
Woah, glad this is animated, I didn't quiet get what Konan did with this part. So she suffocates them for awhile and then lets them go? That's quiet vicious. Konan is either a) a floating head. b) conjoined to the dude through her paper. Both are kinda creepy. Woah I love her voice. :3
"Go to hell!" and Konan gets x82304 more scary.
Ooooh, more Pein's kicking ass, and more nameless Chunnin's getting slaughtered. Humhumhum, I begin to sense a pattern here. Hrrrm, destroyed Konoha looks quiet pretty.
11. And Tsunade summons Slug! It choose "break apart in hundreds of little pieces!" It is... succeeding in grossing out the whole village it seems. Look at them all run away from what is trying to help them. Heee.
12. Oooh~ Iruka-sensei~ D8 AH NU RUN ITS PEIN. Sexy Pein to, you know you are fucked~! Oh isn't he so nice to Pein, everyone else just tells him to Go To Hell. Nah, but Iruka is nice about it, no need to be rude to the man, explains carefully.
And EEEEEE, badass Kakashi appears~ and ohlol, Iruka you are longer in getting away than Kurenai, and she's pregnant. Bahaha, Pein is just like "fuck, honestly, you really think it matters to me who I ask andkill ? Where the hell is Naruto, douchebag?" Kakashi gives big speech, and the funny thing is, Pein really doesn't give a fuck, ever, at all, not one piece of him cares about it.
"... would ever sell out a comrade~" Aw Kakashi, I love you. <3
CLOSING CREDITS OF CUTENESS. Is that Hinata? Someone tell me it's Hinata? Eee.
Well that is my giant review of this episode (ouch its huuuuge). Will I do it all again for the next one? It's the Pein/Kakashi fight. I wasn't to into that in the manga, but blah they seem to be doing a better job of this arc, they are filling in the gaps on this one that Kishi had in the manga. They have actual characters! And I am seriously loving the vicious pride Tsunade has of the village. And Sakura got some serious acknowledgement for once of her skills. And Kurenai love. Imma going to go write some ShikaKure mother-son type of love now.