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[fonmasterfake]

How strange. I've never seen a Fon Machine quite like this before. It appears to be used for some form of communication, though I can’t say for sure… Perhaps Guy would know what it is, though I’m not even sure if he or the others are here.

Still, could anyone tell me where I am? This place seems so unfamiliar, almost as if it isn’t Auldrant at all

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[swingthebat]

More of you lot. How crackle-snapple.

[fonmasterfake]

I'm afraid I don't understand...

[swingthebat]

This makes four green-haired git-zits.

[fonmasterfake]

Yes, there are four of us, but I still don't understand. What do you mean by 'git-zits'?

[swingthebat]

What don't I mean by it?

[fonmasterfake]

...I'm confused.

[swingthebat]

I'm Haruhara Haruko, nice to meet'ya, Confused!

[fonmasterfake]

...I'm sorry, but my name isn't confused. It's Ion...

[swingthebat]

That so, Ion #4?

[fonmasterfake]

Yes...

[swingthebat]

W-w-well! The Fourth answers to Four! I think I'll call you Four from now on!