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Sep 15, 2004 01:39

TOP TEN FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT SOUTHERNERS:

they interchange "gaw" and "god"
they say "pine straw" instead of "pine needles"
they decorate their lawns with "pine straw" sometimes even purchase it
they are so cute that I am sometimes friends with people who support Bush-yuck (angie white)
confederate flags are fashionable
they say "might would" and "might could"
they are afraid of snow
9 out of 10 times they don't think they have an accent
I know two people that like banana and mayonaise sandwiches

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON

they don't have too much pride to say "southern accent" instead they say "country accent"
i.e. "he sounded really country"
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