Today was really smoothie.
I got out of bed wearing a nipple clamp
I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.
I'm so wet
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!
I am allergic to fish
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.
I want to say thanks to elijah wood and castlebranch
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I don't prescribe strap-ons And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
The fall of the Berlin wall-made me cry
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with filipino jewelry
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