getting a dog. naming it oprah or stedman depending on gender

Apr 05, 2004 23:27

Today was really smoothie.

I got out of bed wearing a nipple clamp

I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.

I'm so wet

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am allergic to fish

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to elijah wood and castlebranch

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I don't prescribe strap-ons And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

The fall of the Berlin wall-made me cry

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with filipino jewelry

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