013: Where is your god now?

[fon_ionization]

Hm hm hm... And another building, and another street...

I wonder if I could just level this entire place? That would be interesting. An earthquake? A flood? A wildfire? So many possibilities...

Comments

[lazy_vassal]

Are you an Overlord??

[fon_ionization]

I am the Fon Master, but Overlord sounds more impressive than that. What is an Overlord?

[lazy_vassal]

Overlords are the strongest demon in places called Netherworlds~ They rule over everyone else!

[fon_ionization]

Hm hm hm... I do like the sound of that. Tell me, underling, how does one ... become an Overlord?

[lazy_vassal]

You just blow up everyone else who wants to rule a place!

[fon_ionization]

Ahhh, that does sound fun! If there is no one already claiming that title, perhaps I will take it for myself.

[lazy_vassal]

But if you keep destroying things, there won't be anything to rule over and no food.

[fon_ionization]

... ... Hmm. A conflict of interests.

Destroy or conquer.

Both are quite appealing, I believe.

[lazy_vassal]

Conquering is better, because that way you won't lynch yourself and die of something dumb like hunger.

[fon_ionization]

You sound as if you have had personal experience with the latter.

[lazy_vassal]

I used to serve a great Overlord♥

[fon_ionization]

Oh? And what has happened to this "great Overlord♥" of yours?

[lazy_vassal]

...He died.

[fon_ionization]

A pity. I would have liked to see an actual Overlord in action. It would have been entertaining.

[lazy_vassal]

He was the greatest Overlord in the entire world♥

[fon_ionization]

Well then, my pretty one, would you like to serve another Overlord?

[*dies at the idea of any Ion saying that*]