Dear Yulia…
[Screened from anyone below the age of 16, and Professor Nebilim]
Allow me to disperse further rumors.
I’m afraid I am rather more uninteresting than public opinion imagines. Quite mistakenly, I seem to have stumbled into a minor celebrity status, what with making the news, and now, having a very… stretched biography of my romantic life serialized for public readership. So propaganda may be inevitable. But let’s make it a little less fantastical, hm?
I would have thought that everyone had better things to do in the current crises than wonder after the love life of a middle aged man~
So, continuing the ‘False Rumors’ List…
I Am Not any of the following: A pimp-I lack the multicoloured hats and the loose morals for it; A pedophile-I assure you, Guy has returned to his natural age; An alcoholic-- I suppose that’s debatable; A Heroic Doctor-I’m not foolish enough to try my hand at heroics; A Black Market Salesman-I keep the organs for myself &hearts ; An ‘uke’. Guy would have to ask very nicely.
Now, then. If anyone posts any further lies pertaining to my sex life, I’m afraid I’m going to have to arrest you. It’s about time laws were imposed on this anarchy. …But seeing as there are none currently, I suppose torturing inmates would not be illegal ~? I do admit, for those of you who seem so keen on learning my little privacies; I am very fond of handcuffs.
[//]
Professor, I am nearly done with your assignment.
Allow me to disperse further rumors.
I’m afraid I am rather more uninteresting than public opinion imagines. Quite mistakenly, I seem to have stumbled into a minor celebrity status, what with making the news, and now, having a very… stretched biography of my romantic life serialized for public readership. So propaganda may be inevitable. But let’s make it a little less fantastical, hm?
I would have thought that everyone had better things to do in the current crises than wonder after the love life of a middle aged man~
So, continuing the ‘False Rumors’ List…
I Am Not any of the following: A pimp-I lack the multicoloured hats and the loose morals for it; A pedophile-I assure you, Guy has returned to his natural age; An alcoholic-- I suppose that’s debatable; A Heroic Doctor-I’m not foolish enough to try my hand at heroics; A Black Market Salesman-I keep the organs for myself &hearts ; An ‘uke’. Guy would have to ask very nicely.
Now, then. If anyone posts any further lies pertaining to my sex life, I’m afraid I’m going to have to arrest you. It’s about time laws were imposed on this anarchy. …But seeing as there are none currently, I suppose torturing inmates would not be illegal ~? I do admit, for those of you who seem so keen on learning my little privacies; I am very fond of handcuffs.
[//]
Professor, I am nearly done with your assignment.