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[fomicry_genius]

Florian’s magnificent stint with the fine art of poetry has stimulated my own dormant muse~ Ohoh

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[easygoing_guy]

....I--

What the hell?

.....Jade, are you....feeling all right?

[fomicry_genius]

I am not the one in constricting pants.

My blood flow and I are feeling just fine, thank you for your concern.

[easygoing_guy]

My hair and my pants. Anything else you want to make fun of?

......Right. So...um....what's this about, then?

[fomicry_genius]

Well, if you insist... and 'making fun of' is such an unfriendly statement, Guy.

Your dog collar is perhaps one of the shiny things,
That could fit in your pocket,
However,
It may be attached to your neck at this point,
And your head would roll off if you removed it.

That would be Very bad, as we have run out of super glue,
It wouldn't be super at all,
So we'd best leave it on,
Else eating will become difficult for you,
And then who'd have the leftover pasta?

[easygoing_guy]

..........You haven't....eaten any candy or fruit lately, have you?

[fomicry_genius]

How terrible of you to think I could not come up with a work so brilliant on my own.

[easygoing_guy]

It's not that, it's just....this is kind of unusual for you.

[fomicry_genius]

Oh? But even I can be... creative.

[easygoing_guy]

.....But.....this?

[fomicry_genius]

You aren't fond of my poetry? How unromantic.

[easygoing_guy]

It's just........surprising.

[fomicry_genius]

You're jealous, I see.

[easygoing_guy]

.....Jealous? Why would I be jealous?

[fomicry_genius]

Of my Amazing Talent.

[easygoing_guy]

...Right.

I gave up a long time ago.

[fomicry_genius]

Probably best.

Generally, poetry is of intellectual literates with a taste for order.

Rarely does one find a flaming gay ass pirate in the field.