[Screened from Children]

[fomicry_genius]

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[[ooc: But I couldn't bear to truly delete it, so~ it's still here, merely not accepting replies.]]

It would seem that Gailardia is ready to have sex.

Everyone, feel free to congratulate him. But do try not to give him performance anxiety, hmm? &hearts

Now, any volunteers?

Oop~ Oh dear.

Perhaps not just yet.

[[ooc: You

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[easygoing_guy]

..................!?!

[[SPONTANEOUS BRAIN DEATH. But yes, I knew exactly what I was getting into. ♥ Aw, so thoughtful of you to have duct tape ready. ^^]]

[fomicry_genius]

You convinced me this public service announcement was entirely necessary.

[[&hearts]]

[easygoing_guy]

I--I didn't mean you should--!

--Volunteers?!

[[^^]]

[fomicry_genius]

One can't accomplish it alone, of course.

[easygoing_guy]

B-but....

Volunteers?

[[....He's a bit stuck.]]

[fomicry_genius]

Yes, Guy. &hearts

[[So I see! But really, who wouldn't be?]]

[easygoing_guy]

--I didn't ask you to find volunteers for me!

[[....Good question. I'm sure there's someone.]]

[fomicry_genius]

No need, I've done it as a goodwill gesture.

[[You're right, of course. Jade probably qualifies, even.]]

[easygoing_guy]

But I'm not looking for volunteers!

[[Shame Guy can't try it on him, really.]]

[fomicry_genius]

But then how do you suppose to go through with it?

[[He'd somehow only end up managing to pull a prank on himself, through sheer force of the universe. Otherwise, I say wait for Evil Guy.]]

[easygoing_guy]

I-it doesn't need to be right now! I'm just....Whenever it happens, I'll be able to handle it. I think. [[You know what I'm going to say, so. ^^]]

[[...He really would. ^^;; The universe wants him to be as embarrassed as possible, as often as possible. Evil!Guy, though....will not give Jade any cookies.]]

[fomicry_genius]

Well, then if it were to happen right now, you'd certainly be able to handle it. I have no worries left in my mind.

[[Of course it does, the universe is both clever and easily amusable, which isn't specifically a word. ...Bastard. He gets -no hugs ever-.]]

[easygoing_guy]

B-but...

[[The universe is both of those things plus fixated on Guy. ...Well, Evil!Guy isn't hurt by that nearly as much as Normal!Guy, who would give Jade the very last cookie in the jar if he asked. In spite of this entry.]]

[fomicry_genius]

Though I suppose it might be more prudent to allow you to chose your own partners.

Ah, you're growing up~

[[Guy seems an easy target. Orange is not camouflage-chic. ...Normal Guy is far too kind for his own good, but also despite the tone set by this entry, Jade would never take the last cookie from him.]]

[easygoing_guy]

....You were going to pick one for me?

................

[[...Well....not all of his costumes are orange....>.> ....Aww. Guy'd probably end up insisting that they split it.]]

[fomicry_genius]

But of course. Point of the entry, no? &hearts

[[...Just the one. But it seems to be enough. He's very... neon in all aspects. ....And Jade would probably say that he'd prefer Guy to get chubby and not himself in a covert attempt to let Guy have it all.]]