AU with Boaty McBoatface?

[bbcphile]

I saw that the British public was voting on a name for the Natural Environment Research Council's new polar ship, and so far, the RSS Boaty McBoatface is winning. I can't stop imagining a Modern AU fanfic in which, for some reason, Bush, Hornblower, and Kennedy have to inspect the newly commissioned ship and we get their diverse reactions (Archie loves it, William is professional about it, and Horatio can barely bring himself to say it).

Anyone want to write it? Please?

Here's more info on the ship: http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/21/world/name-our-ship-boaty-mcboatface/