I'm catching up with LJ on a wet holiday afternoon and it gives me great pleasure to announce, rather belatedly, that we have a winner! Well actually we don't, we have a dead heat :} In joint first place, with six points each, we have
naomi1642 with...
"No, Ioan, stop...the director didn't mean you. He really does want that horse's arse out of the shot."
And
katriona_s with...