It's late where I am, but I was busy doing American things like eating beef and watching Westerns for the better part of the day. That being said, I did remember something connected to the British that happened on the Fourth of July...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
HORATIO!!
(or look at
anteros_lmc's better quality one
here)
I'm afraid I don't have any fic or the like to offer right now, but I wish you many happy returns and hope you were able to avoid Americans waving flags in your face all day.
With the greatest affection,
Ioanite.