Beat to quarters! Winner hull up to larboard. Ascend to the quarterdeck
katriona_s!
Mr.Bush, you shouldn't hold your sparklers so close to you... it's not safe.
And in second place we have
kittycallum with:
It was only then that he saw the safety warning: Do Not Light Fireworks Indoors, Near Flammable Things, or Below Decks On A Wooden Ship Full Of Gunpowder And Other Explosive Materials.