I don't even know where to begin with this...
So on the whole, I am indifferent to the entire 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon. I have, however, been keeping my eye on the rumors of a movie, because I'm curious to see how the fans and those who hate the book react. I've also joked that the only way you can get me interested in the movie is if Ioan was cast as the lead.
Just for fun, I typed "Ioan Gruffudd Christian Grey" into google to see what came up. I saw one person suggest him for the lead, several people who think he would fit in a small role as a psychologist, and...
...an
interview with the author, E.L James, where it came out that her husband wrote the scripts for Loyalty and Duty.
So, depending on your system, Hornblower is a few degrees away from 50 Shades of Grey.
Fanfic writers, start your engines...