Limericks for our captain
This one has the benefit of added rugby references:
The return of our captain - Huzzay!
She is perfect in every way.
She brings for her crew
midshipman - a few -
called Warburton, Robshaw and Gray.
There once was a sailor called 'Ratio....
THE REST OF THIS IS CENSORED
Horatio, a midshipman bold
Once did naughty things in the hold
Young Archie turned hot
when they fired their shot
but both of their bottoms caught cold.
The return of our captain - Huzzay!
She is perfect in every way.
She brings for her crew
midshipman - a few -
called Warburton, Robshaw and Gray.
There once was a sailor called 'Ratio....
THE REST OF THIS IS CENSORED
Horatio, a midshipman bold
Once did naughty things in the hold
Young Archie turned hot
when they fired their shot
but both of their bottoms caught cold.