spoiled
pilfered from alissaaa
Do you have:
(x) your own cell phone
(x) a tv in your bedroom
(x) an iPod
(x) a photo printer...it was cheaper than a regular printer, but it prints photos
( ) your own phone line
(x) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access (aka not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(x) dvd player in bedroom
Ha, it's not even plugged in, i'm that spoiled
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(x) a childfree bathroom
What the hell is a childfree bathroom??
( ) your own in-house office
(x) a pool
my parent's pool counts.
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed
(x) a stocked bar
This makes me a drunk, not spoiled
(x) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(x) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
(x) expensive sunglasses
(x) framed authentic art
brendan's photos?
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(x) a multi-speed bike
ha, multi-speed! again, so spoiled, i have two. and together they're worth almost as much as my car
( ) a gym membership
(x) large exercise equipment at home
(x) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(x) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
(x) your own pair of skis
(x) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
a tent and sleeping bag?
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(x) wealthy family members
if my parents count, yes. if not, then no
(x) two or more family cars
(x) a walk-in closet or pantry
2 walk-ins plus a pantry, i should be getting bonus points now
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(x) good credit
I hope, still havent got a report. i've never missed a credit card payment or carried a balance, but i hear that's a bad thing??
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(x) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
still rolling in cash post-mohegan
(x) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
(x) a stock portfolio
(x) a passport
TWO. call me Bond, James Bond.
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
(x) private medical insurance
(x) a college degree, but no student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(x) go on weekend mini-vacations
who doesn't?
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(x) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(x) traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity
Gaffigan?
(x) been to the Caribbean
(x) been to Europe
(x) been to Hawaii
(x) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(x) been to the Eiffel tower in Paris
(x) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
(x) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(x) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(x) attend private school
Tufts is a private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Do you have:
(x) your own cell phone
(x) a tv in your bedroom
(x) an iPod
(x) a photo printer...it was cheaper than a regular printer, but it prints photos
( ) your own phone line
(x) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access (aka not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(x) dvd player in bedroom
Ha, it's not even plugged in, i'm that spoiled
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(x) a childfree bathroom
What the hell is a childfree bathroom??
( ) your own in-house office
(x) a pool
my parent's pool counts.
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed
(x) a stocked bar
This makes me a drunk, not spoiled
(x) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(x) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
(x) expensive sunglasses
(x) framed authentic art
brendan's photos?
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(x) a multi-speed bike
ha, multi-speed! again, so spoiled, i have two. and together they're worth almost as much as my car
( ) a gym membership
(x) large exercise equipment at home
(x) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(x) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
(x) your own pair of skis
(x) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
a tent and sleeping bag?
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(x) wealthy family members
if my parents count, yes. if not, then no
(x) two or more family cars
(x) a walk-in closet or pantry
2 walk-ins plus a pantry, i should be getting bonus points now
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(x) good credit
I hope, still havent got a report. i've never missed a credit card payment or carried a balance, but i hear that's a bad thing??
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(x) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
still rolling in cash post-mohegan
(x) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
(x) a stock portfolio
(x) a passport
TWO. call me Bond, James Bond.
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
(x) private medical insurance
(x) a college degree, but no student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(x) go on weekend mini-vacations
who doesn't?
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(x) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(x) traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity
Gaffigan?
(x) been to the Caribbean
(x) been to Europe
(x) been to Hawaii
(x) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(x) been to the Eiffel tower in Paris
(x) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
(x) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(x) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(x) attend private school
Tufts is a private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you