21 : Six Word Story
So I'm thinking about car racing. I'm gonna die.
It was Sergeant Wilkins' idea -- there's a lazer tag facility here in town, and it happens to have a go-kart track with it, and he was all, "Hey, why don't we go out and drive around for awhile?"
The last time I went go-kart racing -- go-kart racing, not even car racing or drag racing or any of that stuff -- I spun out on the third turn and humiliated myself. (My partner is a NASCAR expert, and I can't drive a race car. There's some irony here.) I don't even know who would be insane enough to get into a go-kart with me.
But hey, what's the worst that could happen, right?
It was Sergeant Wilkins' idea -- there's a lazer tag facility here in town, and it happens to have a go-kart track with it, and he was all, "Hey, why don't we go out and drive around for awhile?"
The last time I went go-kart racing -- go-kart racing, not even car racing or drag racing or any of that stuff -- I spun out on the third turn and humiliated myself. (My partner is a NASCAR expert, and I can't drive a race car. There's some irony here.) I don't even know who would be insane enough to get into a go-kart with me.
But hey, what's the worst that could happen, right?