120: the_lucky13 32.2
Thirteen things on your Christmas wishlist.
01. For the Orioles to stop sucking.
02. For the Ravens to stop sucking. Come on, now.
03. Josh Hamilton. Not in that way. I'm married, remember?
04. Tickets to see Phantom of the Opera in Vegas.
05. To figure out what Nathan Ford is up to. I know there has to be something.
06. My brother to have as perfect a wedding as I did.
07. One of these.
08. Or one of these.
09. A forty-foot inflatable Raven. I'm kidding, but I wonder if they really do sell them.
10. More clothes, but only if John helps me pick them out.
11. Should I get another car? I love my Impala but I've been told it's not cool anymore.
12. Jeff Dunham tickets.
13. A baby.
Muse: Stark Patrick
Fandom: The X-Files (OC)
Words: 115
01. For the Orioles to stop sucking.
02. For the Ravens to stop sucking. Come on, now.
03. Josh Hamilton. Not in that way. I'm married, remember?
04. Tickets to see Phantom of the Opera in Vegas.
05. To figure out what Nathan Ford is up to. I know there has to be something.
06. My brother to have as perfect a wedding as I did.
07. One of these.
08. Or one of these.
09. A forty-foot inflatable Raven. I'm kidding, but I wonder if they really do sell them.
10. More clothes, but only if John helps me pick them out.
11. Should I get another car? I love my Impala but I've been told it's not cool anymore.
12. Jeff Dunham tickets.
13. A baby.
Muse: Stark Patrick
Fandom: The X-Files (OC)
Words: 115