this one's dedicated to Stef & Lindsay
Between Friday and Saturday, I spent 15 hours in the banner production room. Here's what I learned:
You know you've spent too much time in the BPA when...
-you feel absolutely comfortable walking around the union without shoes.
-you start naming your paintbrushes.
-you claim that a paintbrush has been "loyal" to you.
-your dinner consists of pretzels and Mrs. Fields' cookies.
-your back is very sore from lying on cement for 15 hours.
-your arm starts shaking uncontrollably after 10 hours of painting.
-you understand and agree that "it feels like I'm cleaning a greasy otter."
-you've debated the origin of the "heart" shape.
-you've said "I love you with all my liver."
-you cover yourself in paint when getting food so strangers don't judge you by your bummish appearance.
-you're the last one to turn in your office key at night and the first one to pick it up the next morning.
-you can barely open your car doors because it's completely buried in snow.
-you're sad that there's nothing left to paint until the fall.
-your goal in life is to become a professional diag board painter.
-people show up at your house to watch Alias but alas, you are in the BPA (sorry Phillip!)
-you bring your phone charger to the BPA because, face it, you live there.
-Lindsay thinks you're evil... but that's a good thing.
-you consider begging Nick to buy a space heater because the BPA is frickin freezing.
-you waste time writing this list because you've already procrastinated the weekend away with painting, so why not waste a little more time.
You know you've spent too much time in the BPA when...
-you feel absolutely comfortable walking around the union without shoes.
-you start naming your paintbrushes.
-you claim that a paintbrush has been "loyal" to you.
-your dinner consists of pretzels and Mrs. Fields' cookies.
-your back is very sore from lying on cement for 15 hours.
-your arm starts shaking uncontrollably after 10 hours of painting.
-you understand and agree that "it feels like I'm cleaning a greasy otter."
-you've debated the origin of the "heart" shape.
-you've said "I love you with all my liver."
-you cover yourself in paint when getting food so strangers don't judge you by your bummish appearance.
-you're the last one to turn in your office key at night and the first one to pick it up the next morning.
-you can barely open your car doors because it's completely buried in snow.
-you're sad that there's nothing left to paint until the fall.
-your goal in life is to become a professional diag board painter.
-people show up at your house to watch Alias but alas, you are in the BPA (sorry Phillip!)
-you bring your phone charger to the BPA because, face it, you live there.
-Lindsay thinks you're evil... but that's a good thing.
-you consider begging Nick to buy a space heater because the BPA is frickin freezing.
-you waste time writing this list because you've already procrastinated the weekend away with painting, so why not waste a little more time.