there's a party in my pants...and none of you are invited

[foleyolio]

mark, my trusty vibrator passed away some time ago. it has taken me forever to buy a new one. i'm only slightly prudish, i swear! it was hard for me to buy it and took me months to be brave enough to use it. left over Catholic residue i guess.

anyway, my point is, i just purchased a rabbit pearl online. it cost me a fortune but it's something i've wanted for a long time. it should arrive in my mail by friday.

i may never leave the house again...