New Years Resolutions/To do list
- When someone quotes the Mighty Boosh, ask them if they’re from 2004. Need to find out the secrets of time travel/possible time travellers & this seems easiest way
- Take Pablo to vet, ask why he’s got no front teeth. Insert Christmas joke if poss.
- Stop straightening hair, bring back homeless look I was rocking in 2006
- Investigate possible Tuberculosis/chest infection
- Buy typewriter and tape recorder. No reason, just looks cool in the house
- Stop wearing glasses, see if vision improves b/c wearing glasses has done no favours since ‘94
- pretend to be in early 20’s if anyone asks
- look into the pros/cons of stuffing bra with toilet paper
- Work up courage to go into hairdressers and ask for same haircut as Ramona Flowers. Shrug it off when they call me a tool
- eat more fish food in general
- climb into next doors garden, stand on a lawn chair, shout nonsense and see how THEY like it for a change
- Take Pablo to vet, ask why he’s got no front teeth. Insert Christmas joke if poss.
- Stop straightening hair, bring back homeless look I was rocking in 2006
- Investigate possible Tuberculosis/chest infection
- Buy typewriter and tape recorder. No reason, just looks cool in the house
- Stop wearing glasses, see if vision improves b/c wearing glasses has done no favours since ‘94
- pretend to be in early 20’s if anyone asks
- look into the pros/cons of stuffing bra with toilet paper
- Work up courage to go into hairdressers and ask for same haircut as Ramona Flowers. Shrug it off when they call me a tool
- eat more fish food in general
- climb into next doors garden, stand on a lawn chair, shout nonsense and see how THEY like it for a change