help!
christ! i need a goddamn roller derby bio thingy. a little blurb that will go next to my picture in our bout program. it can not exceed 35 words or so. i suck at these things.
cathy gave the idea of a limerick...which i like. however, being my name is hayley vomit, there's not much that rhymes with those...soooo i'm thinking of starting something like this...
Miss Hayley Vomit loves to skate
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along came Miss Annie Maul
Vomit hit her into a wall
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skate is an easier word to rhyme with...
fate, great, grate, irate, debate, mate, hate, late, date
annie maul is my rival. i thought it would be nice to mention her in my bio.
anyway, you clever kids...think of a limerick...
it doesn't have to be with those lines i mentioned...i'm open to whatever!!!!
oh yeah, it's due tomorrow.
HELP!
cathy gave the idea of a limerick...which i like. however, being my name is hayley vomit, there's not much that rhymes with those...soooo i'm thinking of starting something like this...
Miss Hayley Vomit loves to skate
________________________________
along came Miss Annie Maul
Vomit hit her into a wall
________________________________
skate is an easier word to rhyme with...
fate, great, grate, irate, debate, mate, hate, late, date
annie maul is my rival. i thought it would be nice to mention her in my bio.
anyway, you clever kids...think of a limerick...
it doesn't have to be with those lines i mentioned...i'm open to whatever!!!!
oh yeah, it's due tomorrow.
HELP!