Enough food!
[mood| 
Predatory]
Okay, I've ranted about this before, but this is like the 10th piece of unwanted food sitting on my desk in my short time working here. I didn't even have a chance to refuse the doughnut, it was just placed there. I already bring some sort of breakfast with me to work every day, usually yogurt/fruit or some oatmeal, I do NOT need a cream filled doughnut AND McDonald's breakfast on top of that. Okay I admit the McDonald's breakfast is really hard to pass up, but I control myself and only take it every other time it shows up in the office kitchen, and usually get the least heart stopping of them all, the Egg McMuffin.
I know this is a pretty needless rant, because you know, I don't have to eat it. I just feel bad when someone is like "HEY I brought you a doughnut!" "Wow, Thanks. :trashes it once they leave the room:" And it's not like I didn't try to pawn it off on someone else, but everyone is already stuffing their face with McDonald's so it's a hard sell. And everything that people put on my desk I find unappetizing, doughnut from the press area, cake, candy, some weird sweet bagel, non Auntie Ann's pretzel. Always reminds me of a Seinfeld quote when Elaine freaks out over there being too much office cake that people make you feel bad for if you don't want any:
"What? What is nice? Trying to fill the void in your life with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla? I mean, we are all unhappy. Do we have to be fat, too!?"
Predatory]
Okay, I've ranted about this before, but this is like the 10th piece of unwanted food sitting on my desk in my short time working here. I didn't even have a chance to refuse the doughnut, it was just placed there. I already bring some sort of breakfast with me to work every day, usually yogurt/fruit or some oatmeal, I do NOT need a cream filled doughnut AND McDonald's breakfast on top of that. Okay I admit the McDonald's breakfast is really hard to pass up, but I control myself and only take it every other time it shows up in the office kitchen, and usually get the least heart stopping of them all, the Egg McMuffin.
I know this is a pretty needless rant, because you know, I don't have to eat it. I just feel bad when someone is like "HEY I brought you a doughnut!" "Wow, Thanks. :trashes it once they leave the room:" And it's not like I didn't try to pawn it off on someone else, but everyone is already stuffing their face with McDonald's so it's a hard sell. And everything that people put on my desk I find unappetizing, doughnut from the press area, cake, candy, some weird sweet bagel, non Auntie Ann's pretzel. Always reminds me of a Seinfeld quote when Elaine freaks out over there being too much office cake that people make you feel bad for if you don't want any:
"What? What is nice? Trying to fill the void in your life with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla? I mean, we are all unhappy. Do we have to be fat, too!?"