Dear Diane Lane,

[foggy_bunny]

Please stop being pretty and charming and making me think that eventually I'll stop finding Under the Tuscan Sun to be boring. Ok, so you wear some cute clothes and Sandra Oh always seem pretty fierce even when the show or movies she is in suck hard (I'm looking at you Grey's Anatomy). But falling for obviously smarmy types and bursting into fits of girlish giggles is beneath you and it makes me nervous to see movies with mostly women casts. See what you've done Diane Lane? You've made me a bad feminist. I hope you're happy. Oh, and I saw the preview to your new film. Please stop cutting your hair like that unless you also plan on coaching a peewee soccer team.

Sincerely,
Jennifer