conversations with aufte part 2

Mar 22, 2008 00:09

C: holy fucking shit
http://www.ongoing-tales.com/SERIALS/oldtime/FAIRYTALES/tarbaby.html
the music on this page just loaded lol
A: i love the fiddle
C: if theyre so worried about insulting black people with tar baby references, they should take off that song instead XD
A: lol my mind cant process this story

C: off of tv is out of mind
fucking hate it
A: you know what makes ME want to cry?
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/upcoming_tours/led_zeppelin_will_not_tour.html
C: awwwwww

A: thats something im coining, a new reference or what have you, that IS human
people like us, were inhuman, people who care for others and try to be understanding and do what it takes for society, thats inhuman
C: I think maybe you're looking for the terms "subhuman" or "superhuman"?
A: if human actions have taught us anything, its that its in our nature to kill, rape and destroy
C: but only in part of it-- the other part is good. you're in love, you've seen it
A: no, the other part is inhuman
C: so by inhuman you mean supernatural or celestial
I'd say Supernatural, in the Carlos Santana sense. cause DAMN
A: that really was a great album
C: yeah I know
but essentially, you're referring to what a spiritual person would call the soul, or the essence
C: and an atheist would call.. what? I've heard them use the term grace but it never seems in context
A: thats another thing that pisses me off about americans, why is atheism 'cool'?
get the fuck over yourselves, you dont shit about spirituality or god, go fuck yourself and die in a hole, quit trying to seperate yourselves from the south you stupid assholes
C: oh I don't know. probably because American Christianity's giving itself a bad name, and they haven't found buddhism yet
A: i bet if britney spears was a buddhist, half of america would be too
C: holy shit I think you're right

A: http://folk.ntnu.no/erlenkra/Daily%20Radar%20Feature%20-%2020%20Gnarliest%20Torture%20Devices%20of%20All%20Time.htm
C: gnarliest

A: lets see our worth http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver
C: do I really want to click this? is it a photo of a dead body? yes?
A: no
its the cadaver calculator
C: I think I'll donate an organ or two if they're needed.. although B+ is pretty common. otherwise it's cremation for the rest of me
Scatter me in the Ganges, alex. promise you will.
A: Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4450! AWESOME
A: if for whatever reason i end up with your remains, i will do this
C: how do you know what MY dead body is worth. I'll do it myself thank you.
A: what? thats MY body retard
C: well then put quotes around it goddamit!
A: fuck you cathie
C: "Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4740!"
fuck you alex, my dead body's worth more than yous
A: ill just keep $400 in my pocket, bitch

C: but do you think I should punk the lobster
be honest. I only like 53% want it.
would YOU punk the lobster.
A: ?
whats punk the lobster?
C: steal it
A: oh yeah
we usually said teef where i grew up, like im gonna teef dat shit
C: sorry if my LINGO ain't HAPPENIN like yours, daddy-o
C: should I teef dat lobster
A: lmao daddio
when we got into high school we started saying jack, jack dat shit
C: I'm not saying that.
A: JACK DAT LOBSTA
C: see? so creepy.

conversations, hilarious, alex, omg, lol

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