Scenes From An Almost Marriage

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Aaron: (watching the Olympic medalists being forced to watch Stephan Maccio play "I Believe" on the piano) You know they all hate this song, right? They're twenty-one years old! They don't listen to music like this. They probably listen to Wu Tang.

Me: I don't think twenty-one-year-olds listen to Wu Tang anymore.

Aaron: Yeah...

Me: Unless they're really into "old school hip hop."