Vehicle Accidents
I told myself I would never post in this again. Yet, here I am.
The long and short: I am disengaged, for like 5 months now, and it was 100 times easier than I expected. I hadn't been happy for like a year. That bitch sucked out my soul with her despicable ways and selfish demeanor (read as: cheating whore). But enough of that; I've been over her for ages.
I went on a date with a girl from OKCupid.com. Which is funny, because we are part of tangent social circles, or rather, our circumferences are the same. No wait, our radii are...oh fuck it. We should've known each other by now, but hadn't. Either way; I don't want to jump to conclusions, but she is simply a cooler, longer-haired version of me. Maybe it's because I'm fucking hammered, but I already picture us singing together in a salty suburb, clinging to each other as the moon serenades us from the night sky. I must be insane. I really must be.
Also, since my last update, nearly a year ago: 2 tattoos, graduated from college, I'm a fucking butcher.
-Michael
The long and short: I am disengaged, for like 5 months now, and it was 100 times easier than I expected. I hadn't been happy for like a year. That bitch sucked out my soul with her despicable ways and selfish demeanor (read as: cheating whore). But enough of that; I've been over her for ages.
I went on a date with a girl from OKCupid.com. Which is funny, because we are part of tangent social circles, or rather, our circumferences are the same. No wait, our radii are...oh fuck it. We should've known each other by now, but hadn't. Either way; I don't want to jump to conclusions, but she is simply a cooler, longer-haired version of me. Maybe it's because I'm fucking hammered, but I already picture us singing together in a salty suburb, clinging to each other as the moon serenades us from the night sky. I must be insane. I really must be.
Also, since my last update, nearly a year ago: 2 tattoos, graduated from college, I'm a fucking butcher.
-Michael