Apr 04, 2008 14:09
I've realized that I spend a good portion of my day thinking of puns in my head. At the time I always think that they are earth shattering, but then later realize they are just short of awful. For instance, this morning: What did the philosopher/scientist say to the lowly stubborn dairy farmer? Sir, look past your eyes! Pasteurize. Get it? Another: I took mushrooms the other day. Ohhh Mr. Mushroom, what a fun guy! Fungi. Get it? I see where this is going....
Sometimes I get very angry with myself for dealing with conflict so horribly. I guess my penance is a bag of rotting meatballs under my bed. I wish that was a metaphor...
My brother starts in the meat department with me on Monday; I get to train him for his first night. It's going to be a little weird. I've always liked my brother but we've never been REALLY close due to the five year age difference. It'll be nice to have somebody semi-competent working with me now though. And that makes three Valeris in the department. We're taking over!
I was so drunk when I went to Store 24 last night that I ended up walking out with a pair of mouse traps and a jar of petroleum jelly. Kinky!
And, stolen from Tyler:
My Ten Favorite Songs That Begin With 'S'
10. Stories - Trapt
9. Shirtsleeves - TREOS
8. Sell My Old Clothes, I'm Off to Heaven - Saves the Day
7. Slow Motion - Third Eye Blind
6. Semi-Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind
5. Santeria - Sublime
4. Shinobi Vs. Dragon Ninja - Lostprophets
3. Shamans Witches Magic - Hidden In Plain View
2. Saturday - Fall Out Boy
1. Signal the Riflemen - Say Anything
-Michael