Maybe I'm crazy.
In an eventful day: I scared a stranger, rear-ended some douchebag at a whopping speed of two miles an hour (but he still got all my info and berated me despite the lack of damage), found the most arousing scent in the entire world, and jumped off the deep end.
I've never been as happy as I was today while I watched you look at your new shirts from Forever 21 in the car. Your smile and excitement melted my heart. Now, every chemical in my body tells me to do everything I can to make you happy, and in turn, I am blessed with bliss. Your smile is my liquor. Bartender, I'll have another.
I wouldn't get out of my car to hug anybody else. I just want the world to know how I feel.
You make me crash. Oh, how you make me crash.
-Michael
EDIT: I just wrestled the shit out of TonyJ. He's got nothing on me.
That is, until he farted on my dick.
I've never been as happy as I was today while I watched you look at your new shirts from Forever 21 in the car. Your smile and excitement melted my heart. Now, every chemical in my body tells me to do everything I can to make you happy, and in turn, I am blessed with bliss. Your smile is my liquor. Bartender, I'll have another.
I wouldn't get out of my car to hug anybody else. I just want the world to know how I feel.
You make me crash. Oh, how you make me crash.
-Michael
EDIT: I just wrestled the shit out of TonyJ. He's got nothing on me.
That is, until he farted on my dick.