I heard you arguing last night.
I look more like Britney Spears 2007 than Britney Spears 2003. If Britney Spears is fat, then that means I am fat. That is absurd. I am not fat.
Someone somewhere in a fancy building eating a catered lunch is trying to make me feel bad about myself so I'll buy their diet pills so I can fit into their jeans and finally achieve the next fabulous stage of my life where I have a hot boyfriend, couture clothes, glamorous social contacts a good job that pays me a lot of money so I buy their camera to take beautiful, glittering snapshots of me and my hot friendz laughing and pouting our lips! All this while I drink all the alcohol I want without gaining weight or needing liver spa treatment?
Shut. Up.
"Why don't you have a t.v.?"
All of this is a little biting, and granted, it's heading towards three in the morning and I'm here again precisely 66 hours after I told myself it was time to reshuffle priorities.
Someone somewhere in a fancy building eating a catered lunch is trying to make me feel bad about myself so I'll buy their diet pills so I can fit into their jeans and finally achieve the next fabulous stage of my life where I have a hot boyfriend, couture clothes, glamorous social contacts a good job that pays me a lot of money so I buy their camera to take beautiful, glittering snapshots of me and my hot friendz laughing and pouting our lips! All this while I drink all the alcohol I want without gaining weight or needing liver spa treatment?
Shut. Up.
"Why don't you have a t.v.?"
All of this is a little biting, and granted, it's heading towards three in the morning and I'm here again precisely 66 hours after I told myself it was time to reshuffle priorities.