I made my restroom cruisy.
I do love pretending that changing arbitrary identifiers is somehow going to affect my life.
Band names, etc.
I still can't believe I shattered my tooth on a turkey sandwich. I eat hard, crunchy stuff all the time. Maybe it's karma, shouldn't eat birds.
Time to conduct a 60 year study in which I will eat a lot of turkey and then compare the outcome of my life to my turkey consumption and judge accordingly.
I have the tv on in the bee gee, and I hear the phrase "... adult toys" and I thought; "what, like a really big slinky??" Jesus. I went nuts, huh?
Band names, etc.
I still can't believe I shattered my tooth on a turkey sandwich. I eat hard, crunchy stuff all the time. Maybe it's karma, shouldn't eat birds.
Time to conduct a 60 year study in which I will eat a lot of turkey and then compare the outcome of my life to my turkey consumption and judge accordingly.
I have the tv on in the bee gee, and I hear the phrase "... adult toys" and I thought; "what, like a really big slinky??" Jesus. I went nuts, huh?