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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I gave ahnospell44 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (322 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
foamatthemouth
i actually used to have one, red radio flyer wagon. i tore down a hill in my back yard and rolled it over at the bottom just before i hit the house over and over and over pushing the limits to see just how risky i could get untill it fell apart. i'm suprised i didn't fall apart first. i had a broken power wheel i took from a neighbor's house too... took that down the neighborhood street and flipped it over... road rash galore!