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so i wake up this morning and decide i want to read a litte bit before i go downstairs for breakfast. so i turn my light on and while i'm hopping back into bed i see what has to be the BIIIGESST SPIDER I'VE EVER SEEN. so i throw my book at him but it lands just next to him like literally touching one of his legs and this spider is so bad ass, it doesnt even flinch. it just sits there staring me down. so im all "okay spider you want to play these games with me" and i go into my closest and pull out a boot thats got a huge heel on it (from my days as a hooker)and i whack the spider and he's all curled up into a ball dead. so im thinking everythings cool and i can go read my book because i killed this deadly spider, right? WRONG. curling up into a ball and playing dead must be a defense mechanism for this spider because two minutes later i see him strolling across my floor like nothing ever happened. i decided to let him go this time, for maybe someday our paths will cross again.
edit: nevermind, i killed him.
edit: nevermind, i killed him.