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Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily rocks in her chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with the companionship of a dog named Bob.
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, her fairy godmother appeared.
"What a pleasant surprise, to see you after all these years, Fiona!"
"You've lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cindy was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she told her: "My prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
"Hot damn! Thank you, Fiona, thankyouthankyouthankyou!"
"it's the least that I can do. What's your second wish?"
"Well, I wish I were young and beautiful again..."
And her beautiful young visage returned, bringing back feelings that had been dormant for years.
"What's your last wish?"
Cinderella looks over to the frightened dog in the corner and says, "I want you to turn Bob, into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biology that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
Fiona said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life! I have to get to my therapist's now..."
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. She sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered..........
"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, her fairy godmother appeared.
"What a pleasant surprise, to see you after all these years, Fiona!"
"You've lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cindy was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she told her: "My prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
"Hot damn! Thank you, Fiona, thankyouthankyouthankyou!"
"it's the least that I can do. What's your second wish?"
"Well, I wish I were young and beautiful again..."
And her beautiful young visage returned, bringing back feelings that had been dormant for years.
"What's your last wish?"
Cinderella looks over to the frightened dog in the corner and says, "I want you to turn Bob, into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biology that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
Fiona said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life! I have to get to my therapist's now..."
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. She sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered..........
"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."