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[Yaoi Crack Fic!] You have been advised.

Nov 16, 2010 23:44

Title: Another Way to Cook
Author: haruki_emishi
Rating: NC-17 (Here there be Dragons >:3)
Xposted to: fmpcrack
Summary: Based off GauronxSosuke's fanart! Sosuke realizes he is in quite the pickle as he cooks naked.
Warnings: Misuse of butter.

( Now would not be a good time to mention that roofie drug... )

Comments 3

gauronxsousuke November 17 2010, 08:41:26 UTC

Yaaay! You posted it here too 8D! (OMG, you need to post the other one up here too! It was so drool-worthy <3!)

And again, you know how much I love this XD! Also, LMAO at your "misuse of butter" warning tag.

Oh, and I forgot to mention... I find it hilarious that Sousuke is so stubborn to the point where he refuses to sound nervous in front of Gauron. DUDE, YOU'RE NAKED IN A SUPER SEXY APRON. I think Gauron is going to get turned on regardless of whether or not you sound nervous :|. But seriously - that's Sousuke for you. Completely missing the point XD.

And yeah, Sousuke could probably become one heck of a cook if he practiced and was into it. I imagine him to be pretty efficient and steady-handed. The perfect wifey. Except... when he has a butcher knife. He'd probably go all psycho on Gauron and try to cut off his ***** in that case.

haruki_emishi November 17 2010, 16:13:48 UTC

XD "misuse of butter" in this case should be a federal offense!

Yes,stubborn Sosuke is made of win Sosuke and it is fucking perfect I think. No matter what he remains objective around Gauron because he feels he must. The tiniest mistake could end up with bigger issues than he would even dare say. EVEN IN A SEXY APRON HE DOES NOT SHIRK FROM THE LINE OF DUTY! [strike] The bigger issue being Gauron's uh...penanor [/strike]

I will post the other one give me time ;__:. I wrote the first chapter of that prequel it's on my LJ.

gauronxsousuke November 17 2010, 17:06:38 UTC

I think Sousuke would certainly love it if butter is outlawed after this XD XD. (Unfortunately, he forgets that Gauron's specialty is smuggling contraband. The man would get his hands on butter one way or the other.)

Yeah, srsly, Sousuke is a stubborn ass XD. He can't wrap his mind around other ways of thinking, and chooses to just pretend those ways don't exist. BUT I MUST ADMIT THAT HE IS FAR MORE COURAGEOUS THAN I - I would've just ran away through the balcony naked XD. (Oh god, I suddenly imagine a scene where Sousuke is running away through the streets naked / in smexy apron, and Gauron is half naked and running after him. Set to comedic music. OH GOD.)[strike] LOL, Gauron's penanor would become a bigger issue even without Sousuke acting aloof and stand-offish. Hell, it might become bigger BECAUSE of that.[/strike]

LOL YOU SILLY I MEANT THE DESSERT DINNER ONE <3. But OMG, yes, you must also post that other one too 8D.