Gauron / Sousuke doujinshi updates, wedding picture crack, and adorable fanfic~
Lots of updates here :D.
I have two new pages for my Gauron x Sousuke doujinshi "Deal With the Devil" here (which is based on a "what if" idea XD):
Page 2: http://pics.livejournal.com/gauronxsousuke/pic/0000df7w
Page 3: http://pics.livejournal.com/gauronxsousuke/pic/0000feye
And ubikono and I were fangirling over all sorts of insanely cracked ideas about Gauron and Sousuke getting married (LOL YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT). And we started getting into how the wedding would go...
So I ended up drawing this picture of Gauron marrying Sousuke:
http://pics.livejournal.com/gauronxsousuke/pic/0001agyf
Rating: R. If you don't like the idea of Sousuke cross dressing in a suggestive wedding dress in bondage with implied noncon with Gauron, you won't like it XD.
And THEN, OMG, ubikono wrote this ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE crack comedy fanfic to go with the picture. Seriously, it's so hilarious and sweet.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After having lost to Gauron in a bet in which he had to spell "Me love you long time" in the dreaded kanji, Sousuke, a man of his word, had to abide with the instructions and package given by Gauron. Upon inspecting the contents of the package, Sousuke visibly paled and wondered if the outfit was some new prototype for military espionage.
(Using the 24 TV show on-screen digital clock device set to one hour)
Gauron only had about an hour to complete his plans. His most devious, and yet so simple that it frustrated him as to why he didn’t think of it sooner. Weeks prior to the bet, he scoured every location that had the perfect requirements for his and “Kashim’s” wedding. Once he found the “one,” he decided that on that day he would strike and crash the wedding before the unlucky couple said their “I do’s”
The plan was simple. He would lock the groom and bride together in a room (no point in them being separated, they might just skip to the honeymoon). Make sure to bar any open passages, plant a few hidden bombs, and bring a multitude of weapons. Once set, he would burst inside the church, make a five-minute speech on the change of plans. Put guns to a couple of people’s heads and display a small gadget that would deploy the bombs if anyone ran or used their cell phones or *tried* to escape. This left him with five minutes to sit and drool over how he would spend his time with his Kashim for all eternity.
Gauron: The perfect wedding for my virginal bride, can’t wait to deflower him. *giggles*
Why waste all the time on wedding preparations when you can get others to do it for you?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sousuke was in pain, he’s dragging his feet. When no one’s looking he grumbles and groans. The heels were hurting him, he feels off center but he can do this. It was another test. A test of stamina that he would pass despite how ridiculous it was, since he couldn’t recall any protocol regarding the outfit he wore. He felt ridiculous but he couldn’t explain it to himself. Instincts told him to wear a trench coat, which he would discard only in Gauron’s presence. He isn’t so naïve. He did bring a Recon Dagger Knife hidden in one of those elastic bands that he was told to put on his legs. He had to acknowledge Gauron for a moment; he did write him a set of instructions on how to put the garment on. As he neared a church, he felt a sense of foreboding. Odd location for some bet.
Sousuke: Could it be that Gauron has found “the light” in which that crazy old man who stands on the corner of Jindai High School preaches about?
Sousuke: If he wants to confess his sins then let him, but why does he need me to be there and in this new military prototype outfit? Or does he want to fight here?
Sousuke stops waddling, stands up straight, takes a step and mentally and physically changes the emotions of his face from one of agony to nonchalance. And opens the doors.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gauron:…………………………………………………
Gauron: …………………………………….
Gauron: ……………………
Gauron: Baby-cakes is that you?
The witnesses/hostages stared in awe, the beautiful man or woman storming into the church.
Gauron: (Was staring in awe, the beautiful creature coming through the aisle and staring at him as if to kill him was none other then his angel of death, Kashim, surrounded by white light)
Gauron: Kashim!! *wipes drool* You came. Lets get on with it.
Sousuke: If it’s a fight, then lets do it!
Gauron: You want to “Do it”
Sousuke: That’s what I’m here for.
Gauron: ♥ ♥ ♥
Sousuke prepares a fighting stance and lowers his hand towards his dagger, only to be bombarded by Gauron’s hand touching him everywhere.
Sousuke: Let go!!
Gauron: *Laughs* So you’re playing hard to get.
Gauron: So early on and you’re already into role-play. I like that a lot. *shivers*
Sousuke: S-Stop, let go of me. Take your hands off me. DON’T PUT IT THERE!
Gauron feels as if he’s been transported into another world. Here Kashim is before him in a wedding dress and he’s feeling his sweet, sweet derriere, and he’s not dead yet.
Sousuke: *Frustrated* Bastard, I came here because I lost the bet. I’m wearing the new military issued wear you gave me.
Sousuke: (Pushes Gauron away, his dress flowing with the speed of his actions)
Gauron: *Licks lips*
The hostages shiver in fear and disgust. Others are too entranced by the new bride who puts the other bride to shame.
Gauron: My sweet, naïve, virginal, darling *mischievous grin* we’re not here to fight.
Sousuke: What else is there but that?
Gauron: There’s more to that. If you’ll let me, I can TEACH it to you.
Gauron: But later, we’re here to get married!
Sousuke: Oh S***
Sousuke: Wait…………..what is married? *big puppy dog eyes*
Gauron: *Moans*
Witnesses/hostages are creeped out. Some whisper to one another.
Hostage #1: What a creep! I hope he didn’t come in his pants!
Hostage #2: Is it a man or a woman in that dress. Crap I miss those Maury shows!!
Hostage #3: If that psycho didn’t, then I’m about to! *Sweating profoundly*
Sousuke: (Realizes that it’s about time he runs away, with bond hands discreetly placed on his behind) Bastard, I don’t care. I came, I wore, and now I’m leaving!
Sousuke: (Prepares to drop his shoes and go into a sprint)
Gauron: Hell with it! (Takes out a KEL-TEC PF-9 9mm Para pistol, runs, points it to the head of the sweaty priest)
Gauron: “I Do”
Gauron: (Turns to Sousuke) You want to save him right?
Sousuke: I Do
Gauron: * GRINS* You heard him Padre. He agrees, say the last lines.
As the priest begins to say the last lines, Sousuke runs toward Gauron in an attempt to disarm and possibly harm him with the dagger.
Hostage #3: * Moans* He-She is so HOT!
Hostage #3: Aww crap, I gotta…….
Gauron: (Hears the sound of a zipper being pulled down)
Gauron: No one will defile my sugar hips but ME!
(Pulls the small detonator from his pocket)
Gauron: RUN *Maniacal laughter*
The hostages by this time run amok as they get and escape through the door.
Sousuke runs the opposite direction, punches Gauron in the stomach, grabs the priest, pushes him to the door and ducks as explosions are heard in the right and left side of the vicinity.
All he sees is the smoke as his eyes forcibly close.
Sousuke: (Upon opening his eyes, he feels that his hands are bound tightly with ropes behind him. He’s not in any physical pain)
Sousuke: *Moans* my head.
Gauron: *Shivers in delight* That’s right Honey-Buns, moan more.
Sousuke: What? Gauron. WHAT DID YOU DO!
Sousuke: Untie me! Now! (Struggles with the ropes)
Gauron: Can’t do, I have to leave it there. I plan to enjoy myself fully and can’t have your hands in the way. However, I do want to have scratch marks. *Licks his lips*
Gauron: (Begins to pull his zipper down)
Sousuke: S*** No I’ll write it in kanji again for you.
Gauron: Not listening. By law we're married, so we have to get to the good part. *Salivates*
(Starts to grope his Kashim)
Sousuke: *Moans*
And they live happily ever after. Filled with countless amounts of sexytimes and more children than they can count.
I have two new pages for my Gauron x Sousuke doujinshi "Deal With the Devil" here (which is based on a "what if" idea XD):
Page 2: http://pics.livejournal.com/gauronxsousuke/pic/0000df7w
Page 3: http://pics.livejournal.com/gauronxsousuke/pic/0000feye
And ubikono and I were fangirling over all sorts of insanely cracked ideas about Gauron and Sousuke getting married (LOL YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT). And we started getting into how the wedding would go...
So I ended up drawing this picture of Gauron marrying Sousuke:
http://pics.livejournal.com/gauronxsousuke/pic/0001agyf
Rating: R. If you don't like the idea of Sousuke cross dressing in a suggestive wedding dress in bondage with implied noncon with Gauron, you won't like it XD.
And THEN, OMG, ubikono wrote this ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE crack comedy fanfic to go with the picture. Seriously, it's so hilarious and sweet.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After having lost to Gauron in a bet in which he had to spell "Me love you long time" in the dreaded kanji, Sousuke, a man of his word, had to abide with the instructions and package given by Gauron. Upon inspecting the contents of the package, Sousuke visibly paled and wondered if the outfit was some new prototype for military espionage.
(Using the 24 TV show on-screen digital clock device set to one hour)
Gauron only had about an hour to complete his plans. His most devious, and yet so simple that it frustrated him as to why he didn’t think of it sooner. Weeks prior to the bet, he scoured every location that had the perfect requirements for his and “Kashim’s” wedding. Once he found the “one,” he decided that on that day he would strike and crash the wedding before the unlucky couple said their “I do’s”
The plan was simple. He would lock the groom and bride together in a room (no point in them being separated, they might just skip to the honeymoon). Make sure to bar any open passages, plant a few hidden bombs, and bring a multitude of weapons. Once set, he would burst inside the church, make a five-minute speech on the change of plans. Put guns to a couple of people’s heads and display a small gadget that would deploy the bombs if anyone ran or used their cell phones or *tried* to escape. This left him with five minutes to sit and drool over how he would spend his time with his Kashim for all eternity.
Gauron: The perfect wedding for my virginal bride, can’t wait to deflower him. *giggles*
Why waste all the time on wedding preparations when you can get others to do it for you?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sousuke was in pain, he’s dragging his feet. When no one’s looking he grumbles and groans. The heels were hurting him, he feels off center but he can do this. It was another test. A test of stamina that he would pass despite how ridiculous it was, since he couldn’t recall any protocol regarding the outfit he wore. He felt ridiculous but he couldn’t explain it to himself. Instincts told him to wear a trench coat, which he would discard only in Gauron’s presence. He isn’t so naïve. He did bring a Recon Dagger Knife hidden in one of those elastic bands that he was told to put on his legs. He had to acknowledge Gauron for a moment; he did write him a set of instructions on how to put the garment on. As he neared a church, he felt a sense of foreboding. Odd location for some bet.
Sousuke: Could it be that Gauron has found “the light” in which that crazy old man who stands on the corner of Jindai High School preaches about?
Sousuke: If he wants to confess his sins then let him, but why does he need me to be there and in this new military prototype outfit? Or does he want to fight here?
Sousuke stops waddling, stands up straight, takes a step and mentally and physically changes the emotions of his face from one of agony to nonchalance. And opens the doors.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gauron:…………………………………………………
Gauron: …………………………………….
Gauron: ……………………
Gauron: Baby-cakes is that you?
The witnesses/hostages stared in awe, the beautiful man or woman storming into the church.
Gauron: (Was staring in awe, the beautiful creature coming through the aisle and staring at him as if to kill him was none other then his angel of death, Kashim, surrounded by white light)
Gauron: Kashim!! *wipes drool* You came. Lets get on with it.
Sousuke: If it’s a fight, then lets do it!
Gauron: You want to “Do it”
Sousuke: That’s what I’m here for.
Gauron: ♥ ♥ ♥
Sousuke prepares a fighting stance and lowers his hand towards his dagger, only to be bombarded by Gauron’s hand touching him everywhere.
Sousuke: Let go!!
Gauron: *Laughs* So you’re playing hard to get.
Gauron: So early on and you’re already into role-play. I like that a lot. *shivers*
Sousuke: S-Stop, let go of me. Take your hands off me. DON’T PUT IT THERE!
Gauron feels as if he’s been transported into another world. Here Kashim is before him in a wedding dress and he’s feeling his sweet, sweet derriere, and he’s not dead yet.
Sousuke: *Frustrated* Bastard, I came here because I lost the bet. I’m wearing the new military issued wear you gave me.
Sousuke: (Pushes Gauron away, his dress flowing with the speed of his actions)
Gauron: *Licks lips*
The hostages shiver in fear and disgust. Others are too entranced by the new bride who puts the other bride to shame.
Gauron: My sweet, naïve, virginal, darling *mischievous grin* we’re not here to fight.
Sousuke: What else is there but that?
Gauron: There’s more to that. If you’ll let me, I can TEACH it to you.
Gauron: But later, we’re here to get married!
Sousuke: Oh S***
Sousuke: Wait…………..what is married? *big puppy dog eyes*
Gauron: *Moans*
Witnesses/hostages are creeped out. Some whisper to one another.
Hostage #1: What a creep! I hope he didn’t come in his pants!
Hostage #2: Is it a man or a woman in that dress. Crap I miss those Maury shows!!
Hostage #3: If that psycho didn’t, then I’m about to! *Sweating profoundly*
Sousuke: (Realizes that it’s about time he runs away, with bond hands discreetly placed on his behind) Bastard, I don’t care. I came, I wore, and now I’m leaving!
Sousuke: (Prepares to drop his shoes and go into a sprint)
Gauron: Hell with it! (Takes out a KEL-TEC PF-9 9mm Para pistol, runs, points it to the head of the sweaty priest)
Gauron: “I Do”
Gauron: (Turns to Sousuke) You want to save him right?
Sousuke: I Do
Gauron: * GRINS* You heard him Padre. He agrees, say the last lines.
As the priest begins to say the last lines, Sousuke runs toward Gauron in an attempt to disarm and possibly harm him with the dagger.
Hostage #3: * Moans* He-She is so HOT!
Hostage #3: Aww crap, I gotta…….
Gauron: (Hears the sound of a zipper being pulled down)
Gauron: No one will defile my sugar hips but ME!
(Pulls the small detonator from his pocket)
Gauron: RUN *Maniacal laughter*
The hostages by this time run amok as they get and escape through the door.
Sousuke runs the opposite direction, punches Gauron in the stomach, grabs the priest, pushes him to the door and ducks as explosions are heard in the right and left side of the vicinity.
All he sees is the smoke as his eyes forcibly close.
Sousuke: (Upon opening his eyes, he feels that his hands are bound tightly with ropes behind him. He’s not in any physical pain)
Sousuke: *Moans* my head.
Gauron: *Shivers in delight* That’s right Honey-Buns, moan more.
Sousuke: What? Gauron. WHAT DID YOU DO!
Sousuke: Untie me! Now! (Struggles with the ropes)
Gauron: Can’t do, I have to leave it there. I plan to enjoy myself fully and can’t have your hands in the way. However, I do want to have scratch marks. *Licks his lips*
Gauron: (Begins to pull his zipper down)
Sousuke: S*** No I’ll write it in kanji again for you.
Gauron: Not listening. By law we're married, so we have to get to the good part. *Salivates*
(Starts to grope his Kashim)
Sousuke: *Moans*
And they live happily ever after. Filled with countless amounts of sexytimes and more children than they can count.