Relativism

[fmjs]

Me: I feel I'm not learning enough. I crave knowing new things! I feel my mind is stagnating!

She: Didn't you just go for some course in June?

Me: Uh, yeah, it was pretty good... But that was half a year ago!

She: And didn't you travel in October?

Me: Yeah, actually, I did. For a, uh, course.

She: *rolls eyes in disgust*