Where's the Baby?
So today one of the other first grade students came up to me to ask permission to use my jumpropes at recess. Dimples, great smile, he always asks may I, please and thank you.
He taps me on the stomach "May I please use a jumprope, Mrs. Spatta?"
Me: "Uh oh! You just tapped the baby!"
Him: "Baby?!? There?!? Sorry!"
Me: "Yep, there's a baby in there. Who do you think the baby looks like?"
Him: "I dunno...." (and he lifts up my shirt to look!!!)