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[kaitoupsiren]

[Psiren is in a nurse's outfit standing inside a clinic near the middle of town; near her is a Chansey, which is actually her Ditto transformed. When she speaks, it's to whoever walks in:]

Oh, my, you look dreadful! Well, don't worry, Chansey and I will fix you right up! I'm Claudia, the new nurse here. Nice to meet you!

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[steelsoul_al]

*staring. Hoshit*

....you.

((ooc: *needs a wtf face for him so bad. XD;*))

[kaitoupsiren]

Can I help you?

[steelsoul_al]

Yeah. you can start by not stealing or claiming that you're trying to save this hospital, too.

[kaitoupsiren]

I'm not sure what you're talking about~. I'm just an ordinary nurse, nothing more!

You're Alphonse Elric, right? The League Champion's little brother?

[steelsoul_al]

The...

What the hell are you talking about?

You can't play innocent with me, Psiren. I'm not naive...not anymore.

[kaitoupsiren]

So you do remember me. But what did you do to your hair? And are those colored contacts?

[steelsoul_al]

Yeah...I bet you wish it was superficial.

This is what I am now.

I'm a homunculus.

[kaitoupsiren]

...a homunculus? What's that supposed to mean?

[steelsoul_al]

Heh. Finally, something you don't know about.

A homunculus is an artificially made human being. In other words...I turned in the tin can for an organic body that can actually feel...

[kaitoupsiren]

If that's so, why do you look exactly the same as before except for your hair and eyes? If I wanted an artificial body I'd probably get one with wings and eye lasers.

...*Glances down at the fake Chansey* Hey, do you think his eyes can shoot lasers now?

[steelsoul_al]

*snorts* You're crazier than I thought. *crouches next to the ground and pulls...a diamond of all things out of the ground. 0_o; He offers it over, quiet* Go ahead. Take it. I can manipulate the carbon within my own body and the world around me.

*lil grin...those are some interesting teeth he's got now. ._.;* Now you won't have to steal diamonds, you kleptomaniac.

[kaitoupsiren]

... *She takes the diamond, staring in shock now -- or as close to shock as she'll let on.* Well, that's an impressive skill. *She looks up and eyes him warily.*

Fine, I won't steal any diamonds. That still leaves all the other precious gems.

[steelsoul_al]

*sighs* Once a thief, always a thief, huh.

[kaitoupsiren]

What's it to you? Obviously you're not the same Alphonse I know.

[steelsoul_al]

Maybe not. But I don't like being played like a fiddle.

[kaitoupsiren]

I'll keep that in mind. ♥ So, do you have any other names? I'd rather not call you Al; you're not very much like him.