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Have an Emperor Ling. kingofthepeople July 17 2010, 01:11:23 UTC
...Edward?

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Well, good day, your Majesty. XD fullgrownmetal July 17 2010, 01:21:31 UTC
Ling! [Oh, great, now he's relieved and perplexed at the same time.] What are you doing in Amestris?

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herp derp mixed icons I need more for him kingofthepeople July 17 2010, 01:33:52 UTC
Ah- well, that's a rather funny story actually.

[He points to the sign]

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Well, there aren't a lot of pictures of Emperor Ling... fullgrownmetal July 17 2010, 01:39:13 UTC
Th...

[Ed stares at the sign, skimming it. There's something downright unearthly about the way the lettering stands out. Finally, slowly, he turns back to Ling.]

If this is a joke, Ling, I don't care if you are the imperial muckety-muck of Xing--I swear I will make you eat that sign.

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a great injustice kingofthepeople July 17 2010, 01:42:59 UTC
Like the boot?

[Pause and then his face becomes very serious.]

It is no joke. I've been trapped in this facsimile Central for quite some time. The sign has proven to be true in everything it claims.

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Hah. Fatheaded as ever. ♥ fullgrownmetal July 17 2010, 01:57:23 UTC
Hey, that was the best boot I've ever cooked...

[The joke comes out halfhearted, as Ed turns to glance unhappily back at the sign. After a moment, he settles onto the curb as if his knees have given out, and wearily covers his face with one hand.]

Well, shit.

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