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[leaveproof]

 [ Alfons is practically sobbing when he arrives in Fake Central and seems to be in a great deal of distress. ]

Do you have ANY IDEA how much that cost, Ed--?! [ He's got milk all over him. Mostly in his hair, though. Someone threw it at him. Three guesses as to who. ]

--...

[ where did the kitchen go ]

[ what just happened ]

...Ed?

(( Anyone wanna help

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[on_my_feet]

[Peers down from a low-hanging rooftop!]

Hey, what's that in your hair?

[leaveproof]

[ Maybe you can tell him where his kitchen went and why he is standing in the middle of a random street. ]

-- it's milk. [ Sigh. Exasperated face here. ]

... C-could you tell me where I am? [ and he's also sort of curious about what you were doing on a roof. ]

[on_my_feet]

Oh, huh...

You're in Fake Central! We're trapped here. Nice t'meet you.

[leaveproof]

Fake... Central? I've never--

[ Wait a moment. Central. That does sound familiar, hasn't he heard of a place called Central before -

Isn't that one of the places Ed sometimes talks about in his stories?

But she said Fake Central, so it can't be the same place. ]

--heard of a place like that? [ Excuse him, he's being overwhelmed. This is not logical at all. D: ]

[notfromshambala]

Alfons...?

.. How much what cost-?

[leaveproof]

Ed! Where are we--

--T-the milk...! You threw it at me! [ IT'S IN HIS HAIR. ]

[not_a_tin_can]

[Have an Alphonse who is just standing there, staring at you in surprise.]

Are you all right?

[leaveproof]

[ He blinks, turning to look ]

I... yes? Where am I? [ Confused, he's so confused - and you look like him. Why do you look so similar. ]

[not_a_tin_can]

[He's vaguely noticed the similarities, but there's more important things to worry about, like helping the new person]

Fake Central. It's like the Central back home... only not.

[Glances around and then points at a sign]

I've already met one version of my brother who wasn't my brother.

[leaveproof]

[ THAT IS AN ODD SIGN. Why can he read it from so far away. Does it have some kind of special paint? When did they invent it? ]

[ ...He doesn't even really know about your Central besides what Ed told him in stories. And he never honestly believed those in the first place. ]

Two versions? How does that work? How does all of this work? [ Cue in curiosity. ]