NOT DEAD

[minionsget]

[For those of you that have been here for a while, you've probably come to know the Devil's Nest. It's a nice bar, out of the way and doesn't grab too much attention. It's got a nice selection and decent clientele when someone isn't threatening the owner in some way

Comments

[fuckxerxeslol]

IS THIS ONE OF THOSE SOCKHOPS I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT, SON WITH WHOM I SHARE A COMMON SOUL

I AM NOT SURE I APPROVE

THANKFULLY I HAVE BROUGHT WET WIPES FOR THE TABLES

[minionsget]

WHAT. WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN HERE THIS IS MY BAR!

DON'T PUT THOSE ON THE TABLE

[fuckxerxeslol]

[SLOWLY

STARTS WIPING

GREED'S FACE]

[minionsget]

[SCREAMS. OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU greed is backing away and trying to lksdls HIS FACE.]

AUUGH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? I'M AT WORK! GO HOME AND WATCH SOAPS OR SOMETHING!

[fuckxerxeslol]

I HAVE TIVOED THEM ALL MY SON AND THEY CAN WAIT

WHAT IS CURRENTLY CONCERNING ME IS WHAT THIS PLACE SAYS ABOUT YOUR LOOSE MORAL CHARACTER

DO WOMEN COME HERE FOR... THE INTERCOURSE

[minionsget]

WHO CARES ABOUT MY LOOSE MORAL CHARACTER, GOD YOU'RE FUCKING EMBARRASSING.

NO. THEY COME HERE FOR ALCOHOL.

[fuckxerxeslol]

WELL THAT IS A TRIBUTE TO THEIR AWARENESS OF YOUR STDS, ISN'T IT, MY SON

[minionsget]

I DON'T HAVE FUCKING STDS!

[fuckxerxeslol]

LIAR, LIAR, STRANGE XINGESE DRESS THING ON FIRE

[minionsget]

AUUGH GET OUT

[bredalust]

Dad, why are you here.

[fuckxerxeslol]

[fuckxerxeslol]

WELL THIS IS CONFUSING, SECOND CHILD AND ONLY DAUGHTER......... OR NOT WITH WHOM I SHARE A COMMON SOUL

[bredalust]

I'm your son. SON. Male here. hello?

[fuckxerxeslol]

I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING INSENSITIVE, MY SON, BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW, THE EIGHTH SIN IS HURTING PEOPLE'S FEELINGS

SO HOW IS BEING FAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU

[bredalust]

So get rid of that shit and make it a homunculus, dumbass.

Pretty good. Haters gonna hate.