NOT DEAD

[minionsget]

[For those of you that have been here for a while, you've probably come to know the Devil's Nest. It's a nice bar, out of the way and doesn't grab too much attention. It's got a nice selection and decent clientele when someone isn't threatening the owner in some way

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[bredalust]

Need any strippers?

[minionsget]

[....Pause.]

Uh. [Wait is he meaning him? DOES HE OWN STRIPPERS? Hm would that be a--oh wait there are like. Kids who come in and out of here all the time. Rockbell would probably clock him for it.]

Sorry, pal. Not in the market for 'em right now.

[bredalust]

That's no fun.

How about scantily-clad waiters?

[minionsget]

Depends.

They you?

[bredalust]

Yep.

[minionsget]

Gonna have to go with a big 'no' there, buddy.

[Hey wait a minute what is that on his--]

Lust?

[bredalust]

Yep, that's me. Sorry, pal, I don't think we've met.

[...oh wait his hand...] Hey, you can't be... Greed?

[minionsget]

Ah fuck.

What the hell was "father" smoking- Wait. I heard you bit the big one, big sis.

[easytochop]

[RUDE

RUDE]

[minionsget]

[what.

WAIT GOD WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU.]

[easytochop]

[JUST LIKE........... SLIDES IN AND LEANS AGAINST THE BAR IDEKLASMASKMLSMSA]

Surprised? I thought there was no such thing as no such thing, Greed.

[minionsget]

[Scoff.]

Don't see much of you running around this place. I've been here for a while after all.

How's bein' dead treating you?

[easytochop]

So much the better; they just complicate things. [PAUSE.... LOOKS OFFENDED..........] Do I look dead to you, little brother? I've been quite alive for over a year.

[minionsget]

Really.

That got anything to do with you not being surprised to see me?

[easytochop]

It's got everything to do with it. You've never heard of the City, I assume.

[minionsget]

Nope, can't say I have, big sis.

It anything like this place? People snatching multiple worlds bullshit, and all?