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upyourscolonel May 1 2009, 11:22:01 UTC
[Clone time motherfucker]

You look like a fucking idiot.

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notdemonspawn May 1 2009, 21:44:08 UTC
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[Ah, fuck, that's a trip. Looks at him for a moment before wrinkling his nose and scoffing.]

If that's the case then what do you look like? It's not like there's much difference. Other than you do your hair like a little girl.

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upyourscolonel May 2 2009, 04:03:23 UTC
Says the fag in the cape.

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notdemonspawn May 2 2009, 04:16:31 UTC
[Eye-twitch.]

It's the mark of the trade. Nobody's going to take a sorcerer without a cloak seriously.

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upyourscolonel May 2 2009, 04:25:25 UTC
Around here, it's just gonna earn you funny looks.

[Gives him a funny look, JUST TO DRIVE THE POINT HOME]

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notdemonspawn May 2 2009, 04:29:09 UTC
[Dismissive snort.]

Whatever. People can look all they want. It's not like I give a shit what some ignorant townies think.

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upyourscolonel May 2 2009, 04:36:52 UTC
Ah well. You're not the weirdest thing I've seen around here, at least.

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notdemonspawn May 2 2009, 04:44:06 UTC
Not like it matters. I'm not about to part with my cloak even if I did want to blend in or some shit. It's the most practical thing I own. And it's pretty hot here... is it summer? ... Can you have summer in a world the size of a city?

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upyourscolonel May 2 2009, 04:59:30 UTC
IT'S HOT AS HELL HERE, and I've got these metal limbs hanging around so it's even worse.

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notdemonspawn May 2 2009, 05:09:18 UTC
Metal?

[Is curious.]

Why don't you stand somewhere cooler than in the direct sunlight then?

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upyourscolonel May 2 2009, 05:14:37 UTC
Metal, yeah. You don't have it?

[Here I will show you my metal hand]

...

[GOES UNDER A TREE hooray]

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notdemonspawn May 2 2009, 05:24:28 UTC
[Tilts head, looking intrigued by automail.]

Huh? Well, ah, not as such. ... That's... because you lost the real one in an accident?

[Follows to tree.]

You really look sick...

[Unfastens his cape and tosses it at other-self.]

Here, you can wear my "faggy" cape for a while.

[It is an even 60 degrees inside the cape.]

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upyourscolonel May 2 2009, 05:36:49 UTC
Ah, yeah. I lost my arm and leg in a botched alchemical transmutation.

[this faggy cape lands on Ed's head]

The hell am I gonna do with this thi...

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I want one of these.

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notdemonspawn May 2 2009, 05:42:47 UTC
[Smirks.]

Ah? It's not to faggy for you?

[Sits down next to him satisfied with having made some sort of inane point. Expression goes a bit darker after that.]

Ah... Fucking alchemy... Definitely the sketchiest branch of the practical arts...

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upyourscolonel May 2 2009, 05:47:03 UTC
THIS THING IS AMAZING.
[IS VERY HAPPY IN IT]

Practical arts? Ah, is it not used so widely where you're from? Where I come from, alchemy is used for just about everything, save raising the dead.

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notdemonspawn May 2 2009, 06:02:26 UTC
That's mostly what it is used for where I'm from... Or at least cloning. It's easy to make a body but that's all it is... But I guess there's a mint to be made cloning people's dead relatives and shit...

[Gets broody.]

'Course that's all shit anyway because all you end up with is a blank shell without any memories or personality... But you can't explain that to most people, and the types that like fucking around with that kind of stuff are generally amoral sons of bitches who are happy to take people's money and get on with their research...

[Lays back on grass, glaring at the branches overhead.]

I'd rather work with nature than fuck around with it.

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