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[mocks_ministry]

I guess finding myself in a metropolis I've never seen before is grounds for OWLS to be rescheduled. Professor Snape would be disappointed if he actually really cared.

Now I wonder what the odds are of tracking down an owl are.

((Because there's not enough Tringhams in this game, *pokes Ketsu* Have a Hogwarts Russel, he's a fifth year Slytherin, in

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[sexieredward]

...This is unique.

[mocks_ministry]

I guess the rumors are true.

[sexieredward]

They must be. I've seen at least three Eds so far, after all.

[mocks_ministry]

Trying to make up in quantity what they lack in size?

[sexieredward]

Obviously. You're the first other Russel I've seen; obviously I don't need as many duplicates.

[mocks_ministry]

Once I engorged his shoes to make them taller. He was happy for a while until I shrunk them again. While he was on his way down the stairs.

[sexieredward]

That's so cruel. You shouldn't get his hopes up so high he can't reach them by jumping.

So, you're a wizard?

[mocks_ministry]

Yes, I am. *twirls wand idly in his fingers like one would a pen*

[sexieredward]

I guess that's almost as good as being an alchemist, if you don't have anything better in your world.

[mocks_ministry]

We have alchemy too. There was some business with the Philosopher's Stone last year, but I never heard much about it.

[sexieredward]

...Philosopher's Stone?!

[mocks_ministry]

Yes, you know, created by Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas Flamel. My father worked on one too.

[sexieredward]

I've never heard of either of them. Who are they?

...so some things don't change.

[mocks_ministry]

Two of the greatest wizards to have ever lived. But Muggles don't know them.

[sexieredward]

And just who are you calling a Muggle?

[mocks_ministry]

You. If you're not Magical, then you're a Muggle.