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[mocks_ministry]

I guess finding myself in a metropolis I've never seen before is grounds for OWLS to be rescheduled. Professor Snape would be disappointed if he actually really cared.

Now I wonder what the odds are of tracking down an owl are.

((Because there's not enough Tringhams in this game, *pokes Ketsu* Have a Hogwarts Russel, he's a fifth year Slytherin, in

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[hederasapiens]

Brother! There you are!

[mocks_ministry]

Fletcher? Where's your uniform?

[hederasapiens]

Uniform? What do you mean?

[mocks_ministry]

Your school uniform.

[hederasapiens]

But I'm not enrolled in a school, Brother.

...what are you wearing?

[mocks_ministry]

Yes you are-- Has someone turned you green?

[hederasapiens]

...I've been this way for a-a few weeks, Brother. Don't you remember?

[mocks_ministry]

Why are you green? Who did it, Fletcher?

[hederasapiens]

N-nobody did it! Don't you remember what we read in Dad's journal?

[mocks_ministry]

I do, but it had nothing to do with you turning green.

[hederasapiens]

Y-yes it did! All these things that started happening to me recently... they're all because of, of those...

[mocks_ministry]

None of this makes any sense...

[hederasapiens]

You don't... remember?

Brother, I'm a- a chimera.

[mocks_ministry]

You can't be. Chimera are very rare and not human-like at all. I know you should have picked up at least that much from that hack Mustang's class.

[hederasapiens]

I-I know most chimeras are combinations of two or more animals, but they can have human DNA too -- humans are animals after all -- and... and according to Dad's journal there was an experiment in mixing human DNA with plants about thirteen years ago in that laboratory...

[mocks_ministry]

Muggles did this to you?