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[onholyground]

Is this Central?

No way. I actually made it out of that place?

Hey, Al? Hawkeye? ...Russel? Any of you guys here?

((amatomnes Ed here! Yes, he has the collar around his neck, but it's not going to be choking him. Unless he tries to take it off.))

Comments

[ambergoldeyes]

It's definitely a Central, though I don't think it's the one you want.

[onholyground]

...

......uh. Who are you?

[ambergoldeyes]

I'm Edward Elric. I'm gonna make a wild guess and say that you are, too.

[onholyground]

Good guess.

How can you be Edward Elric?!

[ambergoldeyes]

...It's a long story that I still haven't completely worked out myself. To keep it simple, just know that we're not the only Edward Elrics around here. You're bound to run into a lot more.

[onholyground]

You're serious, aren't you?

This is why Al doesn't remember any of that, then...

[ambergoldeyes]

I've got no reason to kid about something like this.

Probably.

[onholyground]

Out of one shithole and into another. What the hell?

[ambergoldeyes]

Seems like that's just the way our luck runs.

[onholyground]

Yeah, you've got a point there.

[ambergoldeyes]

Yeah.

...What's with the collar?

[onholyground]

It chokes me if I refuse to have sex once a week.

[ambergoldeyes]

..It-

[ambergoldeyes]

Are you serious??

[onholyground]

IT'S NOT FUNNY.

[ambergoldeyes]

Y-Yeah, I- *ahem* Sorry.

Can't you just- transmute it off?